Still reeling over its inclusion in The Sword’s “Top 10 Pieces of Furniture on which Gay Porn Stars Fucked,” Dominic Ford is lashing out at his White Couch by literally throwing it over the side of a building.
He actually hired two day workers to help him get rid of it.
AND:
Chris Tyler and Parker Wright were among the last gay porn stars to fuck on it. Goodbye forever, White Couch!
I’ve sat on that sofa quite a few times and it was rather comfy. Had I known… Nothing a spray bottle (or ten) full of rubbing alcohol couldn’t fix.
Imagine all the holy shrouds of porn stars’ dicks and asshole prints you could make out of that couch’s fabric. Such a terrible waste.
Hopefully Tim Hecker will make a song about this.
Now only if he can get rid of those mediocre SEX workers and lame scenes..his site would be complete..:-)
I realize what has occurred on this couch but surely they could’ve donated it somewhere. I’m sure someone much less fortunate would love a couch like this. Again, I realize what has occurred on it but it’s a major waste.
They touched it with their bare hands?
I’m guessing they didn’t know what happened on it
Although the couch brand should get a shout out for being so stain resistant
Thought they’d cut it up and sell pieces of it on eBay. I’ve seen worse stuff sell on there……
Just what every discerning gay man wants, their own piece of jizz (and who knows what else) stained porn furniture lol. Actually it probably would sell on that merit alone.