Fucked On A Couch: The Top 10 Pieces Of Furniture On Which Gay Porn Stars Fucked In 2012

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The most important list of 2012 is finally here.

In this economy, it’s hard enough for porn studios to pay for performers, much less pay for the furniture the performers are fucking on (and don’t even think about anyone having a set designer). That’s why you see the same couches, love seats, futons, chairs, and other objects being used over and over and over again in scene after scene after scene.

Still, some studios have made good, creative use of their furniture, and that’s why The Sword would like to single out these 10 pieces of furniture as the Best Gay Porn Furniture of 2012. Congratulations, Pieces of Furniture! Some of you were more lifelike than the people who fucked on you.


10. That Orange Chair from YouLoveJack.com


9. Loveseat with the Red Throw from CircleJerkBoys.com

8. The Wheelbarrow from Wilde Road


7. A public bus.

6. The White Leather Swivel Chair from Sean Cody

5. That Black Leather Couch with the Green Throw from CollegeDudes.com

4. Cocksure Men’s Black Leather Sectional

BONUS: Cocksure Men’s Black Leather Sectional with Remote Control (for when Jake Cruise lets you watch TV while you fuck)

3. Sean Cody’s Cream Leather Couch



2. Dominic Ford’s White Futon



1. Next Door Studios’ Big Red Chair

 

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22 Responses to “Fucked On A Couch: The Top 10 Pieces Of Furniture On Which Gay Porn Stars Fucked In 2012”

  1. Karl Rove's Mama's Dead Vag says:

    Please tell me Rocco Reed counts as “furniture”?????

  2. sxg says:

    God I hope they wash these couches and chairs.

  3. Skip Intro says:

    That cheap furniture makes T.I.M’s dirty old hardwood floor seem positively erotic.

  4. SkittleFits says:

    Cocksure Men’s Black Leather Sectional is the Kramfors sofa from IKEA.

    Maybe someone on the IKEA blog could help with the ass wear patterns on the leather: http://theikeablog.com/2010/04/15/help-kramfors-sofa/

    Thank god it wasn’t Design Within Reach! Cum is a lovely leather conditioner.

  5. LadyBoyBunny says:

    Genius

  6. Wilbur Sneed says:

    Long-haired boy on orange chair at top-right = cute!

    Most of the carpets in these shots look depressingly industrial (and heavily used), Dominic Ford’s sheepskin rug being a nice exception.

    That wheelbarrow makes me feel uncomfortable just looking at it. But I guess I’m looking at the wrong thing.

  7. Marty says:

    I never thought about this, but sensible places have leather or use throws. NDS red chair is just gross, you can’t truly clean that, it’s probably got so many different semen samples on it, even if they steam clean it. Then they will sell it on the Internet as a “lightly used” stylish couch. THAT is why I buy my stuff NEW.

  8. robirob says:

    Zach, you should start a series of how us porn viewers can furnish or decorate our homes to make them look like our favorite porn sets! With the top notch addresses where to the get all those high end items like IKEA, Goodwill, and flea markets.

  9. ceem says:

    Most of NDS guys are “furniture”

    • Dutch Courage says:

      I hate leather couches because they make irritating fart-like noises during sex action.

      The most original this year was the dentist chair in Raw Fillings from Staxus.

  10. CameltoeHo says:

    I think Sean Cody Shops at Scandinavian Designs(Plummer’s Furniture in some markets). I recognize some of the pieces. Not that I’m paying much attention to the furniture!

  11. Filip, Sweden says:

    I hope they use BEDS more!! A bed gives you so much more possibility to do different positions. You are much more limited on a couch.

  12. Skip Intro says:

    Ever try to get ass make-up off those Sonia Rykiel cushions that Roche Bobois sells? You’d shop Ikea, too.

  13. mr. Pam says:

    lol! this is hilarious…and us pornographers think you won’t notice. haha!
    My brown leather couch has seen a lot of action this year (and last) too – enough that my best girlfriend refuses to sit on it and my mom pointed out a mysterious white “drip” that I awkwardly told her I spilled “ice cream”.

    Gay porn sex locations are soooo much fun! Long live washable leather sofas!!!!

    luv ya zach!

  14. Kenni says:

    That bed from Randy Blue didn’t make the list?

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