See The Dick Pic Kieran Culkin Just Accidentally Shared

I just want to start off this post by saying that we’re about the dive into some major spoilers for last night’s episode of Succession! If you haven’t already watched it and care about absolutely massive spoilers, then turn back now!

Alright – now let’s get down to business. Last night’s episode of Succession was fucking insane and those last couple minutes were an absolute shit show. One of the wildest things to happen, besides Kendall’s possible death, involved Roman Roy (Kieran Culkin) trying to send a picture of his hard cock to Gerri Kellman (J. Smith-Cameron).

After making an error with his phone though, Roman unintentionally decides to live his life like a scene from FamilyDick by sending the nude to his dad (Brian Cox) instead. We are then gifted with the visual of a very upset Logan Roy looking at this son’s erect penis sticking out the top band of his Calvins.

It’s an understatement to say that this sudden pic of Roman’s stiff dick was a shock – especially when you consider that besides a few slight exceptions, Succession has really never shown any type of nudity.

At the time of writing this post, not much is known about the dick in the dick pic that Roman messaged his dad. We feel like we’re safe in assuming that the hard member shown doesn’t actually belong to Kieran Culkin. I mean, this actor has done so few nude scenes throughout his career that it would be genuinely shocking if he just suddenly decided to make his nude debut by exposing his stiff dick to the entire world in a random episode of Succession.

We will keep an eye out for any news about the owner of this dick though and come back to update this post if we ever figure out who the mystery cock actually belongs to.

This big nude scene comes only weeks after it was revealed on the Discretion Advised podcast that Kieran is secretly the owner of an absolutely perfect ass. (Maybe Roman should have been sending ass pics to Gerri instead!) During the podcast’s debut episode, John Hill told fellow podcaster Marc MacNamara that a straight man who had seen the Succession star’s rear end in real life once told him that it was an A+ dumper.

“I said this on my show the other day, but I have heard that he has a legendarily amazingly perfect ass,” spilled John. “Yeah, he was like, ‘You would never know, but he has objectively the hottest ass. Like, a secretly like low-key, hot amazing, beautiful ass… Firm and hot and high – that’s how it’s been described to me.”

You can read our original write-up on this podcast segment and see Kieran’s one other (and unfortunately very lame) Succession nude scene where he exposes his real-life butt right here.

So what do you think about this dick pic scene? Did you watch the episode last night? Did you scream when Roman pulled a Chris Evans and accidentally sent out a dick pic? Do you think the dick in that photo actually belongs to Kieran? If not, whose dick do you think it is? Would you suck that dick? Sound off with all your hot thoughts in the comments below!