I just want to start off this post by saying that we’re about the dive into some major spoilers for last night’s episode of Succession! If you haven’t already watched it and care about absolutely massive spoilers, then turn back now!
I know that most Succession fans are obsessed with Cousin Greg (and that’s why someone made an unofficial Nicholas Braun sex toy), but some of us are too busy crushin’ on Roman to even notice Greg the Egg! Our obsession with Roman, aka actor Kieran Culkin, only grew this week when we discovered that he apparently has the perfect ass!
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It’s a good day for anyone who’s ever wanted to get fucked by the same shaft that’s (allegedly) been blasting the holes of Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, and Kim Kardashian. Adult cam site CamSoda just announced that they’re releasing a dildo based on the one and only Pete Davidson.
Succession is famously the only good show on television right now and as of last night, it’s finally fucking back on our screens! HBO dropped the long-awaited premiere to season three of the Emmy-winning drama last night and with it, we got to see the return of one of the best TV characters to ever exist – Cousin Greg!