Here’s your chance to hang out with America’s favorite pretend prison gangbang victim.
On the one hand, making people pay money to come to Johnny Rapid’s birthday party is sort of sad (does Johnny have any real friends, or are they as fake as all of his Twitter accounts?), but on the other, with all the Stacey Gone Wilds out there who would kill their first born child just to watch Johnny Rapid eat cake and ice cream, making people pay money to come to Johnny Rapid’s birthday party is literally the smartest decision anyone in gay porn has made in years. Johnny Rapid is a genius.
Here’s the promo video (yes, Johnny Rapid’s birthday has a promo video) set up by Johnny’s manager, Tee Gates, announcing the 3-day long celebration:
Johnny’s manager has also set up another Johnny Rapid Twitter account, and although it doesn’t look like Johnny is doing any of the tweeting, at least this one is real and not run by some crazy fan.
And here are the birthday packages to choose from. Do you have $300? $200? Are you Platinum or Gold? Will Johnny’s wife and kids also be there? (If so, I hope they get in free.)
Platinum Package = $300 per person
Hotel Package for 2 Nights (Double Occupancy) + $150 for Single
Birthday Party VIP Entrance (Open Bar)
Men.com Johnny Rapid Exclusive DVD
Picture with Johnny Rapid
Brunch on Sunday w/ Johnny Rapid
T-ShirtGold Package = $200 per person
Hotel Package for 2 Nights (Double Occupancy) + $150 for Single
Birthday Party General Admission
Men.com Johnny Rapid Exclusive DVD
Autographed Johnny Rapid Picture
T-Shirt
Dates of events: August 23rd – August 25th (JR Bday)
** Each person would need to purchase their own flights to Atlanta!
** This information will be available on Johnny Rapid’s official website within the next week.
** I have setup paypal for those who would like to come out to ATL and party with Johnny Rapid.
** If anyone have any questions, please contact: Tee Gates
It looks like you’re paying mostly for a hotel room (I’m sure Tee Gates will set you up somewhere real nice), but assuming you already live in Atlanta, why would you pay $300 to spend the night in a hotel? For $300 ($600 if you’re doing double occupancy), something like this better be happening back in my suite after the birthday party:
[Men.com: Ricky Sinz Fucks Johnny Rapid]
Pay $300 to attend the birthday party of someone who’s real name you don’t even know? Sad. I would only pay that kinda money if I got to pound him bareback for an hour.
I think a hole that loose wouldnt be much fun but as an afterthought, at least if he has any more kids he can push them out painlessly.
Im pretty sure he’ll be having his own celebration with his real friends and this is just a way to make a few extra bucks.
Well, until there’s someone paying for it … do it ! Cynical but true.
Madame Forest must be choking on this lost opportunity!! Goldmine!
I’m sorry but WTF? This gives me the creeps on so many levels
PS will he be fucking a blow up chick Fil a cow at this party?
He’d have to pay me 300 bucks to go to his birthday party and promise to not make anymore porn until he’s at least 30 and or looks like a man.
I agree.
Serious question, what would an average Joe talk to a porn star about? I like the way you take a dick? You look so hot with a baton shoved up your ass? How’s college going? And you’re right, for $600 Andrew Stark better be rock hard on my hotel room bed. Shit I could drive to the ATL and save $500.
I would walk to Atlanta for a lubed up Andrew Stark.
If I were an old man with no children I would give all my money to Johnny Rapid .
Does the T-shirt say ‘I raped Johnny Rapid on his birthday and all I got was this lousy T-shirt’.
The plans people come up to have us olds spend our retirement funds. Now if I had a such a nest egg I would go for the most expensive package.
I’m surprised no other porn stars have thought about this before. Definitely seems like something a money hungry attention whore like Brent Corrigan would have done this years ago.
At least Johnny Rapid can act. He has more of a chance in showbiz than Corrigan ever will.
Corrigan is a much better actor. Rapid is as stiff as they come (pun intended).