Sister Roma and mr. Pam represented NakedSword and The Sword at this year’s Grabby Awards in Chicago, and they played co-hosts at the now annual Post-Grabbys Recovery Brunch at the North End bar on Sunday afternoon.
The event was full of boys, and as usual, there were on-stage blowjobs, this time provided by Bray Love.
But it fell to the ladies to hand out The Swordie Awards, but as Pam tells it, “It was a little hectic with guys coming in and out,” so the actual awards never got handed out.
But all you models and fans out there are probably dying to know who won just as much as you were dying to know who the Grabby winners were! Because awards matter!!
The weekend was crazy for all involved, so hopefully you’ll forgive us for not ceremoniously handing these out — and several of the winners weren’t even there, so we were going to have to mail them out anyway.
First, a couple photos, then the complete OFFICIAL list of winners.
The Fun's not Over! Don't Miss @SisterRoma & @mrPam at the Post @Grabbys Hangover Brunch Sunday! Always a fun time!!! pic.twitter.com/fUXFq0tCqz
— TWISTED DNA 46XY (@TwistedDNA46XY) May 24, 2015
Best @Grabbys Porn Brunch ever! @mrPam @BrayLoveXXX @Naked_Sword pic.twitter.com/5NdNsOCLYq
— Sister Roma (@SisterRoma) May 24, 2015
@BrayLoveXXX @mrPam @MickeyTOfficial @FanoBums It did happen. Fair game! ;) RAWR pic.twitter.com/kS8AqkX8uX
— Deven Shadows (@DevTheKitty) May 25, 2015
@BrayLoveXXX with @MickeyTOfficial @ the brunch. I love it!! Both are sexy!! pic.twitter.com/WsgKhC2EZI
— Deven Shadows (@DevTheKitty) May 25, 2015
ER MER GERD you guys I am hanging with a big piece of my San Francisco home w/ @SisterRoma & @mrPam! pic.twitter.com/N7d9A73eQ5
— Full Disclosure Pod (@EricBarry) May 24, 2015
The 2015 Swordie Awards
Most Likely to Show Up on RuPaul’s Drag Race
Brent Corrigan
Most Likely to Become a Voice-Over Artist
Levi Karter
(for his spontaneous narration over the Answered Prayers trailer when the sound was out during the awards)
Best Dressed
Jimmy Fanz
#GRAB #GRABBYS2015 pic.twitter.com/1z3awe1OpX
— Jimmy Fanz (@JimmyFanz) May 25, 2015
Most Outrageous Amazon Wish List
Ryan Rose
Best Twitter Warrior
Dakota Wolfe
The Thirst is Real
Tie! Eli Lewis & JP Richards
Least Dressed
Chi Chi LaRue (for her meaty tuck on stage at the Grabbys)
Most Likely to Star in a Sex Tape With Bruce Jenner
Rocco Steele
Most Likely to Retire Soon
Tommy Defendi… of course – after winning Best Supporting Actor for NakedSword’s Dirty Rascals!
Most Likely to Storm off the Set
Sebastian Kross
(he nominated himself, and mr. Pam replied, ‘hell no, not this week doll!’)
Best Power Bottom
Jackson Fillmore
(He confessed on stage at Hangover Brunch that he got DP’d by his boyfriend Max Cameron AND horse-hung Rocco Steele for Rocco’s site. OMFG that’s a lot of cock!)
Best Power Top
RJ Sebastian
(the hot, supermodel cameraman for Cockyboys finally put the camera down and showed his gorgeous face onstage at the Hangover Brunch. Wood spread across the audience…)
Most Likely to be Put in Facebook Jail for X-Rated pics
mr. Pam
Best Instagram to Peruse While Stuck in an Airport
Bray Love
Most Likely to Be in Jail Right Now
Jarec Wentworth… duh!
Cutest Porn Couple
Dirk Caber & Jesse Jackman
Most Likely To Get Married
Bray Love and Mickey Taylor
Epilogue: Things only got a little weird Saturday night in a Chicago Uber for Sister Roma, and on mr. Pam’s Monday flight out of Chicago.
WINNER most awkward @Uber ride EVER. A sleeping child in the passanger seat? Really? # Chicago
— Sister Roma (@SisterRoma) May 24, 2015
Omg I'm on a flight with the catholic boys school lacrosse team. #dying #soooHot #canImakeaPornoNowPls
— mr. Pam GayPornMama (@mrPam) May 25, 2015
Ahem… Sister Roma has a VERY GOOD REASON to be featured on this blog, and is a ultra nice, smart person as Sister Roma or “another well known personality/persona”.
Same for Mr. Pam, always nice, always creative. Provocative, and innovative. Both are keeping the creative side of the industry alive.
I am sure the event was fun, which is what it SUPPOSED to be! Hope to be there next year! Always a good time!
Thanks Rik. xo
Hugs to you too! Hope to see you soon, and def next year! Love and LUCK Always, Rik
I live in Chicago and even in Boystown and i have never been to any of these events…With IML also the same weekend it seems that pretty much any messy gay that can get on a plane is in town prancing around Halsted
Why is Sister Roma constantly featured on the Sword? Can we just make this ridiculous person go away?
Hi Epic,
I’m featured on the Sword because I have worked in the adult industry for over 15 years and I am currently the Art Director for NakedSword. For nearly three decades I have raised millions of dollars for charity and been a very vocal activist as one of San Francisco’s Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence. I’m a writer, a talk show host, and a regular MC/host of several events around the globe including most of the parties that are covered by the Sword…so while I may agree that I’m sometimes ridiculous, I don’t think I’ll be going away any time soon.
nice answer