Exclusive Interview With Gay Porn Newcomer Teddy Bear!

EXCLUSIVE: Channel 1 Releasing’s new breakout star Teddy Bear (you can just call him “Teddy”) finally speaks! In his first interview ever, he reveals intimate details about his controversial relationship with Christopher Daniels, what it was like working for Chi Chi LaRue on the upcoming film named after him (Teddy Bear), and what the gay porn industry must do to survive.

The Sword: Thanks for taking the time to chat, Teddy. How old are you and what made you decide to start doing gay porn?
Teddy: My pleasure. I’m 2, and I started doing gay porn because I was told bears have become really popular in gay porn over the last few years, so I figured I better get in while I’m still fresh and as hot as I obviously am right now.

How did you land your first role?
I should be hibernating right now, but when you get a call from Chi Chi to do a scene, you can’t really say no. Plus my agent Howard worked out a really great deal; he got $750 and I got a 500-gallon pot of honey.

What was it like working for Chi Chi?
She’s a great director and knows exactly how to get the best out of a performer, but she can be really demanding and she screams a lot—yelling things like “Spit on it! Spit on it!!!” all the time. And I tried, but I can’t really spit. It was more like a slow drool.

How did you meet Christopher Daniels, and is your relationship really for real?
Does a bear shit in the woods? Of course our relationship is real. We love each other very much. We met on the set of C1R’s upcoming feature film, which was named after me.

Did you top or bottom with Christopher?
It was actually a flip-fuck scene. I’m vers.

Which other gay porn stars do you look forward to working with?
I’m actually about to sign a joint exclusive contract with Christopher, so I’ll only be working with him going forward. We’ll be just like the Jarics, only with less dental work.

Come on, there isn’t any other performer you have your eye on?
I do have a small crush on Josh Long, but maybe that’s because we look so much alike.

Given that it is interspecies, do you feel the criticism of your relationship with Christopher is justified, or is it out of line?
Look, of course I realize there is a 30-year age difference, and yes, we might not look like the typical gay porn couple, but true love is true love. If someone can’t understand that, it’s their problem, not mine. Fuck the haters!

What is an average day like for Teddy Bear?
I wake up, I roll around in the dirt, I look for some fish to eat in the lake outside my cave, and then I fuck my boyfriend and pass out.

What are your thoughts on the current state of the gay porn industry?
It’s not an easy time for anyone. Studios need to get better control of their content—both from a security standpoint and a creative one. If you run a studio, you need to ask yourself a lot of questions before you start work on a new project. Who is able to illegally download your content, how are they able to do it, and what are you doing to stop them? Is the movie you’re shooting just a retread of themes you’ve already explored? How many “exclusive” contracts has the model you’re shooting already signed? What is the state of your affiliate program and the relationships you have with bloggers and distributors? How are you going to handle PETA, the ASPCA, and the Humane Society when they find out what you’ve done to me?

Wise words from someone so new to the industry. Will we be seeing a bareback scene between you and Christopher anytime soon?
I suppose there’s a joke to be made about that, but I’m not going to go there. I’m hoping we can shoot some bareback content soon, but I’m having trouble finding a health clinic in Las Vegas that offers free HIV testing for bears.

What’s next for Teddy and Christopher?
Aside from our C1R movie, which, again, is named after me, be sure to look for us on our webcam shows for Randy Blue Live, our upcoming appearance at Cocktails With The Stars, our upcoming Timoteo underwear shoot, our upcoming go-go dancing gig at Steamworks, our upcoming Rentboy ad, our upcoming Amazon Wish List, and next month, we’re both flying down to the Fleshjack headquarters in Texas to have our dildo molds made! Oh, and don’t forget to follow us on our official Twitter account.

Great! Thanks, Teddy!