New Gay Porn Power Couple Alert!

Christopher Daniels poses with his scene partner from Chi Chi LaRue’s upcoming plushophilia porn, Teddy BEAR. Since wrapping production, the unlikely couple has embarked on a whirlwind romance, which includes the rumor that the two might even be living together in Las Vegas. As of press time, Christopher Daniels and Teddy started their own joint Twitter account, ChrisandTeddyXXX.

 

20 thoughts on “New Gay Porn Power Couple Alert!”

  1. Dumb. The Chris hates food quotes were more entertaining. ugh. Cory Koons getting fucked by plushie was at least more believable.

  2. Empress Booghetto

    Now that is a bear that can put his paw all up in mama’s honey snatch! Christopher Daniels, well…honey, he aint no golden bear!

  3. Yeah, every time I see someone molesting a stuffed animal, it doesn’t come off as sexy. It just looks like you’re raping a baby.

  4. I’m afraid Chris is going to get hurt in this relationship.

    I saw that Teddy slut having a big orgy with other bears in a cage at Toys-R-Us. Plus, I heard Teddy was working as a “bear backing” escort behind Chris’s back.

    That greedy slut is such a bottom pig that he had to be pulled off the stuffing nozzle at Build-a-Bear.

    OK, I’m done.

    1. If Chris and Teddy brought in two more bears it could be a porn remake of “Goldilocks and the Three Bears”… Why has this not been produced yet?!?

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