Rather than bore you (though this still might bore some of you) with “best-of” lists from the year in gay porn, why don’t we play a game instead?
I’ve gone over all of the stories The Sword covered in 2011 and selected some of the highlights (i.e., porn star arrests, Twitter meltdowns, and break-ups), and there were a lot! So many, in fact, I’ve had to split the year in half. Gay Porn Trivia Part 1 (covering January through June 2011) is here, and below are questions covering July through December.
The first THREE people to answer every question CORRECTLY in the comments will win prizes! Winners can choose from a one month membership to NakedSword.com, a DVD prize pack consisting of Golden Gate Seasons 1-3, or a one month membership to ActiveDuty.com. (The first correct commenter gets first choice of prize.)
Comments will remain open until three people get every question right. I know you want to WIN, but see if you can do this without cheating. (If you must cheat, some of the questions contain links to the answers, and there’s always the search function up above.)
Good luck!
1. Name at least three of the five cocks surrounding Parker Perry in Hot House’s Pack Attack orgy.
2. Put these Cody Cummings scenes into the order in which they were released:
a) Guys Next Door, A Fantasy Fulfilled, Rectodus Society
b) A Fantasy Fulfilled, Rectodus Society, Guys Next Door
c) Rectodus Society, Guys Next Door, A Fantasy Fulfilled
3. Who said it?
Samuel Colt, get off drugs and roids (saw your drunken drugged out displays in Chicago). Tony Aziz, get some medicine for your bipolar disorder. […] Zach, why are you such a hater? You are frustrated you do not have a future and I was trying to change mine? Hhhhmmmm…
a) David Forest
b) Rob Romoni
c) Damon Kruezer
d) Collin O’Neal
e) Steven Daigle
4. Match the gay porn star to his Amazon Wish List item:
a) Cliff Jensen 1. Sterling Silver Necklace
b) Conner Habib 2. Stainless Steel Teakettle
c) Shane Frost 3. Juicy Juice
d) Anthony Romero 4. Leopard print duck tape
e) Spencer Reed 5. WWE Belt
5. Porn star Robert Axel’s work with a gay senior citizen prompted me to write the article “Death Of a Gay Porn Star.” What was the name of the senior citizen performer?
a) Jake Cruise
b) Big Daddy
c) Coach Daddy
d) Jock Daddy
e) Michael Lucas
6. On which porn star’s membership site did I discover the horribly named performer “Jizzy McBone”?
a) Brent Corrigan’s
b) Zack Randall’s
c) Brent Everett’s
d) Riley Price’s
e) Mason Wyler’s
7. Put these gay porn legal events into the order in which they occurred:
a) Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence, Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed, Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder
b) Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder, Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence, Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed
c) Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed, Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence, Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder
d) Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder, Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed, Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence
8. What did Matthew Rush say upon his retirement?
a) “I’ve told myself when I reach a certain age, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
b) “I’ve told myself when I’ve bottomed a certain number of times, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
c) “I’ve told myself when I meet the man of my dreams, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
d) “I’ve told myself when I can’t get an erection without the aid of a pill, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
e) “I’ve told myself when I have to resort to working with Michael Lucas, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
9. Name at least SEVEN studios/sites where The Sword’s “Cocksucker of the Year” Christopher Daniels has worked.
10. In his exclusive interview with The Sword last summer, which Randy Blue star’s ass did Anthony Romero say he would most like to have?
a) Nicco Sky’s
b) Chip Tanner’s
c) Chris Rockway’s
d) Reese Rideout’s
e) Brett Swanson’s
11. According to a source, how much money was Chris Crocker going to earn for his first porn?
a) $1500
b) $25,000
c) $100,000
d) $1,000,000
e) Crocker waived his fee in exchange for a 30-second raid of Chi Chi’s wig closet
12. Who said it?
So, this morning, like so many other mornings in that special California sun (like no other place LA’s light is movie magical), I gingerly approached a young porn producer who was literally foaming at the mouth. In normal situations, I see mouth foam and I run. I’ve seen enough Zombie/Rabies movies to know better, but this time, against my better judgement, I held my ground.
a) Mason Wyler, describing his meeting with Riley Price
b) Howard “Fabscout” Andrew, describing his meeting with Riley Price
c) Colby Keller, describing his meeting with Riley Price
d) Riley Price, describing his meeting with Jet Set Men
13. Gay porn couple Cliff Jensen and Sienna Splash are currently broken up, according to their most recent tweets.
a) True
b) False
c) Who gives a shit
14. Who do I truly love the most?
a) Ethan
b) Mick Lovell
c) Paul Wagner
1. Josh West, Tristan Jaxx, Tyler Saint
2. C
3. D
4. A4, B2, C5, D3, E1
5. C
6. B
7. B
8. C
9. Falcon, Lucas Entertainment, itsgonnahurt.com, samuelotoole.com, titanmen.com, colt, zebatlas.com
10. A
11. C
12. C
13. B/C
14. C
1.Tristan Jaxx, Blake Daniels, Tyler Saint
2.C
3.E
4.A-4, B-2, C-5, D-2, E-1
5.C
6.B
7.D
8.C
9.NextDoor, Cocksure Men, Colt, Lucas Entertainment, Falcon, Titan, Cockyboys
10.A
11.B
12.C
13.C
14.A
I’m pretty sure everyone else probably already got it, but trivias are fun. :-)
I was a little down for not actually attempting to answer the first set. :-(
1. Alexander Freitas, Tristan Jaxx, Tyler Saint
2. C
3. D
4. a4, b2, c5, d3, e1
5. C
6. B
7. B
8. C
9. Colt Studios, Lucas Entertainment, Titan Men, Falcon Studios, ItsGonnaHurt.com, Zeb Atlas Productions, Men.com
10. A
11. C
12. C
13. B
14. A
LMFAO at the “30 second raid of Chi Chi’s wig closet!”
let me fix my #13 answer to B & C
1 – Tristan Jaxx, Tyler Saint, Blake Daniels, Josh West
2 – C
3 – D
4 – a) 4, b) 2, c) 5, d) 3, e) 1
5 – C
6 – B
7 – B
8 – The second ‘A’ – “I’ve told myself when I meet the man of my dreams, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
9 – Falcon, Lucas, ItsGonnaHurt.com, SamuelO’Toole.com, Titan, Colt, Hot House
10 – A
11 – C
12 – C
13 – A… And C really too..
14 – A
1. Josh West, Alexsander Freitas, Tyler Saint
2. C
3. D
4. A = 4, B = 2, C = 5, D = 3, E = 1
5. C
6. B
7. B
8. A
9. Falcon, Raging Stallion, Jocks Studio, Buckshot, Lucas, Titan, Next Door, Itsgonnahurt, cockyboys
10. A
11. C
12. C
13. A & C
14. C
1. Tristan Jaxx, Alexsander Freitas, Tyler Saint
2. C) Rectodus Society, Guys Next Door, A Fantasy Fulfilled
3. d) Collin O’Neal
4. a) Cliff Jensen –> 4. Leopard print duck tape
b) Conner Habib–> 2. Stainless Steel Teakettle
c) Shane Frost –> 5. WWE Belt
d) Anthony Romero–> 3. Juicy Juice
e) Spencer Reed –> 1. Sterling Silver Necklace
5. c) Coach Daddy
6. b) Zack Randall’s
7. b) Ryan Idol convicted of attempted murder, Phillip Aubrey found guilty of domestic violence, Steven Daigle assault charges dismissed
8. a) “I’ve told myself when I meet the man of my dreams, ‘Matthew Rush’ dies.”
9. Falcon, Lucas Entertainment, itsgonnahurt.com, samuelo’toole.com, titanmen.com, next door buddies, Cocksure Men
10. a) Nicco Sky’s
11. c) $100,000
12. c) Colby Keller, describing his meeting with Riley Price
13. false
14. Ethan
Answers to trivia.
1. Tristan Jaxx, Tyler Saint, and Alexsander Freitas
2. c
3. d
4. a)4
b)2
c)5
d)3
e)1
5. c
6. b
7. b
8. “I’ve told myself when I meet the man of my dreams, “Matthew Rush” dies
9. Christopher Daniels has worked at – Falcon, Next Door Studios, Zeb Atlas, It’s Gonna Hurt, Rub Him, Titan Men, Lucas Entertainment
10. a
11. c
12. c
13. subjective answer – c. Real answer – b.
14. a
Question #5, answer “e” = laugh out loud. Dude, you’re terrible…
1. Josh West, Tristan Jaxx, Tyler Saint
2. c
3. d
4. Shane frost-wwe belt, spencer reed-sterling silver necklacke, habib-stainless steel teakettle-anthony-juicyjuice, cliff jensen-leopard print duct tape.
5. c-coach daddy…ewwwww and robert axel is hot to :(
6. zack randall
7. b
8. C- when found a right man…way to put two a’s as an answer in same question…
9. Next Door Studios, Cocksure Men, Colt,Lucas Entertainment, Falcon, Raging Stallion, Titan
10. Nicco Sky
11. c
12. c
13. C- no need to ever see that bloody vagina again. Thank You Very Much.
14. Ethan, but you would truly love to get stuffed by all the cocks at once.
1. Josh West, Tyler Saint, Tristan Jaxx
2. c
3. d
4. a-4, b-2, c-5, d-3, e-1
5. c
6. b
7. b
8. c (numbered incorrectly, the third option)
9. Next Door Studios, Cocksure Men, Colt Studios, Cocky Boys, Falcon, Lucas Entertainment, The Gay Office
10. a
11. c (for five scenes)
12. Colby Keller (about Riley Price)
13. c
14. a (is all of the above an option? this feels like a trick question!)
Good times! For 2012, I resolve to spend less time reading about porn stars, and more time jerking off to porn stars.
This one gave me a chuckle or two. I’ll answer the trivia later, it’s happy hour for now. Good luck y’all!