We can now confirm what we’ve suspected all along …
The way testosterone has french kissed every part of Zac Efron’s body, we were sure his sperm factories were armed and ready.
Today we learned something else. They are fuzzy too. Or at least this image is. When it came to the subject of going full frontal, Zac told Elle Magazine, “Let’s just say I’m not opposed to anything. But if you’re gonna pull your dick out, it better be for an Academy Award.”
While I am sure “Neighbors 2” will be a fine film, I don’t think even Zac believes it nab him an Oscar.
So are these just prosthetic baby-makers from the wardrobe department ala Mark Walberg in “Boogie Nights”?
OR … could these hanging sperm factories belong to a “dangling double” the way Boomer Bank’s famous meat was used as a stand in schlong for actor Nick Frost for his glory hole appearance in 2015’s “Unfinished Business” starring Vince Vaughn and Dave Franco.
No, Boomer didn’t get credit either. “Stunt doubles… even the caterers get in the credits!” Boomer said. Then again, Bommer doesn’t need a stand-in when he drops his pants so it all evens out. Kind of like this gif someone made from their Zac Efron fantasy.
Rumor has it, we did get to see his ass in “Dirty Grandpa”
And that glimpse of bush …
Unless that was supplied by the prop department too.
At least Robert De Niro got to give the lad a lube job.
See you in the movies!
Zac Efron isn’t the only Hollywood hunk who looks even better naked than you had imagined … check out all of your favorites and see what they are packing …
(h/t Cocktails & Cocktalk)
I have to ask myself: don’t I have something better to do than scroll through this nonsense?
I hope you know that those aren’t his……………..