[Update] You Knew Someone Had to Make a ‘Star Wars’ Porn Parody

Coming this Christmas, not quite in time for the Star Wars: The Force Awakens premiere tomorrow, but likely by the end of next week, Men.com is giving us the Star Wars gay porn parody we probably don’t need or want.

All we have so far, via Twitter, are poster images of Dennis West as Han Solo, Luke Adams as Luke Skywalker, Jessy Ares as Obi Wan Kenobi, and a mystery model in a Darth Vader mask.

Who could it be? Will this be more fun than stupid, and perhaps a little hot? Will they dabble in the incest stuff like they usually do by having Vader fuck Luke? Also, can they get sued for co-opting the logo and everything?

Biggest question: IS CARRIE FISHER IN THIS ONE??

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Update: Here’s the trailer, so we now know that Han Solo bottoms for Vader, whoever that is under the mask, and Luke Adams fucks everybody, including a group of storm troopers.

 

[Men.com]
 

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