As tornado sirens blared outside his Tennessee home Friday night, Chris Crocker posted a new cock shot to his Tumblr.
Afterwards, Crocker linked to the photo and asked his Twitter followers, “Who still thinks I should do porn?” My answer? Yes. But like I’ve always said, only if he isn’t allowed to speak. And no, it’s not because he sounds “feminine”; it’s because he’s always complaining or opining about something and I don’t need to hear that during gay porn. Not that it matters, of course, since he already said goodbye to the porn career that was over before it even began.
Here are all the photos Crocker’s been posting tonight. Also tonight, Crocker has been tweeting about how he and his grandmother are possibly in the path of one of those dangerous tornadoes, so I guess it’s good that he’s found a way to distract himself?
Stay strong, Chris! I hope those tornadoes leave you alone. (Sorry.)
[Twitter]
March 8, 2012, 10:36 CST.
Well, sorry Chrissy that there aren’t any storm warnings issued tonight for Tennessee as I know that just turns you on s-o-o-o-o-o much. Maybe later in the weekend, you’ll get lucky and there will be tornadoes blowing around you (bad pun I know), and that little protuberance of yours will get as big as it can knowing that people around you might be killed or injured as it seems that really turns you on. You are one sick child, I hope you know!!
Sorry for the bad forecast.
Your worse nightmare,
Stevie N Tulsa
Fuck he is gorgeous
I know, right? No idea what these other guys are ranting about but these pics are good…hes looking as good as any of the other models that pop up on these pages. Love those pics in his underwear and surely that cock is yummy!! :)
I can’t believe this is the same freak who screamed “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”
He needs to turn off his computer & get a life.
^ hardly. here we are gossiping about it.
Gay porn is soooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin dead..LoL
So let me see if I understand this correctly? Our little Chrissy gets a hard-on if there’s the chance of death and destruction flying around him? When all the pictures of Joplin, Missouri went viral on May 22 2011, perhaps Chrissy was too busy whining for a porn roll to really see what death and total destruction look like. Sorry, but the threat of tornadoes scares the s**t out of me, and I wouldn’t want that showing up on Twitter. What other fetishes is our little Flamer into that makes that little thing of his stick out? If he finds someone stupid enough to let him into porn, are the viewers going to have to watch puppies get kicked, little demented ladies get yelled at, or perhaps Nazi propaganda films of “shower scenes” just so he gets a hard-on? (Chrissy, those “showers” aren’t the type of showers you dreamed about in junior high school–just so you know.) There are enough bad a**holes in gay porn the way it is (double entendre intended–Chrissy, that means there are two meanings; either of which is true. Do I need to dumb this down for you?) that I hope never to have to see Chrissy’s.
By the way, since Chrissy hadn’t been heard from for a while, (not long enough for me) I thought he had found a man with a c**k big enough to shut him up. Since that no longer seems to be the case, perhaps he should slither back under whatever rock he wintered under and wait for warmer weather. And, just maybe that little protuberance of his will have a chance to grow so we won’t need our magnifying glasses. –Your worst nightmare, Stevie.
^ i agree the top only thing is a joke.
i know guys with dicks twice his size and quadrupel his masculinity who enjoy getting fucked. but i’m still a fan!!!
Shave that hairy ass and then………… maybe :)
He can do porn as long as he’s the bottom. He doesn’t need to be topping with his smallness in the pants.
Sorry, no way! UNLESS, he cries & whines “leave britney alone!” while being pounded.
I bet he has 500 photos of himself on that phone.
He always poses with his dumb arm up like that. Try something new queen.
Match him up with the Snow Queen at NDS.
I don’t know. He sounds like a famewhore asking others if he should do porn and then showing off his body. In my opinion doing porn should be your decision (since you have to live with that decision for the rest of your life) and not because others tell you to do it. Neverless haters will hate him either way (with or without porn career).
Sorry about there not being enough space between my comments,I type way faster than the words come through on the screen/website!
Wow I say go ahead, those pics damn sexy and will definitely turn heads. He has that look that will drive gay boys mad!!!!I am turned on!!!!
I think this guy is hot,but not the sharpest tool in the shed.If he was going to do porn,it should have been when he was at the height of his infamy,who cares now?This is the problem with the state of the porn industry now,they are resorting to using people who are clearly not mentally stable just to hopefully sell a movie.Anyone with an ounce of brains in their head would know,hey if I were going to do porn,I should not post naked pics of myself for free(for all to see) on the internet,until a movie/scene was shot/wrapped,and a contract was signed.This guy just likes to fuck with you all for the publicity and sadly you all eat it up.Any porn company worth a grain of salt would not touch him,he end up like all the other fragile minded guys who claimed they used porn to further their carreers in acting or music,only to turn around and spit in the porn companies/fans face for a trashy reality show or when the preassures of having done porn set in.Haven’t we gotten enough of these dudes clearly desparate for some type of attention?The Real World Guy,The Ultimate Fighting Guy,The Gay For Pay Guys,lol,(Straight Men don’t suck cock or get fucked,you at the most bi!)Please give me a hot guys doing porn,not only for the pay check,but because they are truly slutty!You can keep all your no talent hacks,your straight guy who lays there like a bump on a log in a scene,using porn to get quasi famous!
i really love this guy. he’s got a lot of haters but i think he’s really brave and fascinating.