Dante Colle

Why Does Dante Colle Think He’s Dumb?

Dante had a big night at the XBIZ Awards this weekend, but during his virtual red carpet Q&A session, he revealed a story that had the interviewer in shock.

Why does super-sexy Dante Colle think he’s dumb? The answer came during his fun interview with red carpet host Joanna Angel (who did a great job the whole night, I might add). Let’s first flash back to this Twitter post from three days ago of Dante lounging by the beach:

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Back on the red carpet, Joanna innocently asked Dante where he was joining them from:

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“I am currently at a friend’s house. We’re in a situation right now…we were supposed to be in Hawaii right now, but because of a testing situation, we’re not—because I tested through Talent Testing, and apparently that’s not a certified source in Hawaii, and so we had to fly to Hawaii and fly back the same day.”

“What?!” gasped Joanna. “Are you serious?!”

“Yeah. So we’re waiting for our test results right now, so hopefully we can fly back.”

“When did this all happen?”

“This was yesterday (Thursday).”

“That’s crazy. That’s a bummer. That’s like a real bad cock tease, to like, see Hawaii, and then have to leave it.”

“That’s a really good description for it.”

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How fucking cute is he?!

We’d hardly call Dante dumb for that. Words like “responsible,” “sexy” and “cute” come to mind, as he was when he showed off his fashion sense.

“What are you wearing?” asked Joanna. “I was really hoping it would be nothing, but apparently, it’s something…”

“I am wearing a hoodie!”

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Dante is also humble—which he showed at the end of the night when he accepted a surprise win for XBIZ’s first-ever all-inclusive “Performer of the Year” award.

“I really don’t know what to say,” said the surprised stud. “Thank you everyone for having these opportunities to work on all sides of this industry, and make it possible for me to be present today let alone win something. I’m at a loss of words, so thank you so much everybody.”

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Despite the pandemic, Colle noted earlier in the night that 2020 has “thankfully been my best year, I would say by far. And that’s really something to say given the whole COVID situation, so I’m really thankful for that.”

And his award wasn’t the only honor Colle picked up that night, as revealed during his red carpet interview. Said Joanna:

“I want everybody out there to know that Dante Colle is the last person to fuck my ass not only in 2020, but in my 30s because a few days after we did that, I turned 40. So you are the very last person in my asshole. How does that feel, Dante Colle?”

“I’m pretty breath-taken by the whole thing. It’s an honor, truly.”

“No one will ever be in my 30-year-old asshole.”

“I think that’s so funny…Thank you for letting me be that person.”

Poor Lance Hart was later crushed to find out that he wasn’t the second-to-last person to have that honor, as Joanna informed him: “Unfortunately, there were several guys in between you and Dante…you were in my butt hole in September. Between September and December, there was a lot going on.”

UPDATE: Turns out Joanna is gonna do Lance a solid in 10 years:

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While we all wait for Dante to go back to Hawaii and get naked on the beach, you can see more of him in his GayVN Award-nominated turn in NakedSword’s Scared Stiff 2: The Amityville Whore!

Dante Colle, Calvin Banks, Josh Moore

 

4 thoughts on “Why Does Dante Colle Think He’s Dumb?”

  1. He has a great personality that really shows on the screen. Dante is a great representative of porn today, someone who is responsible, has a sense of humor, and not arrogant. Congrats.

    1. Absolutely agree. The hype is so overrated. I’m thinking it’s just because he’ll fuck anyone and anything. Desperate gays and women are hooked.

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