A random Buzzfeed quiz about bottoming has resurfaced and people won’t shut up about it. The quiz, originally published in October 2016, is called “This Quiz Will Determine What Percent Top And Bottom You Really Are” and tells you exactly what the title says.
In order to figure out your preferred sexual position, the quiz has you answer a few basic questions about your dating life. Among other things, Buzzfeed asks you your favorite sex position, what you would order at dinner, and how long it usually takes you to prepare for sex.
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We’re not really sure what started the resurgence of this 2016 quiz, but enough people were talking about it last night that the term “top and bottom are you” started trending on Twitter. Everyone was talking about the quiz, sharing their results, and questioning why it was trending.
Enough straight Twitter users were posting their results that people started questioning why they were even taking this super gay quiz in the first place. I mean, the quiz is very specific to gay men, so why exactly were they taking it? How often are these straight men douching or fucking other men’s holes?
“top and bottom are you” is trending so i thought this would be relevant pic.twitter.com/rpn9w8Jn6u
— coal⁷ ❈ (@lesbijun) May 8, 2020
Here's my thoughts on the "top and bottom are you?" quiz trending rn pic.twitter.com/I01fMf4gJP
— Zach ✨ he/they ✨ (@CaptainBadger_) May 8, 2020
https://twitter.com/ggavan/status/1258602630626115584
If you’re interested in finding out your own position, you can take the quiz here. Let us know your results down in the comments and tell us how accurate they are.
Fake test! LOL. I got 43% top and 57% bottom. Truth is more like 10% top and 90% bottom.
It is the douche and sex toys that moves from vers top to vers bottom. Those two questions move the % by 100 basis points
I got 45% top and 55% bottom, which is pretty accurate.
Hahahaha.. 60% top, 40% bottom. Wrong! More like 5% top, 95% bottom. Just saying :)
That quiz was completely wrong. It had 36% top, 64% bottom. If it said 80-90% top, it would have been accurate. That’s a buzzfeed quiz for ya!
Life is a journey, if you can’t top and bottom, you’re not only limiting yourself but you’re not fully enjoying sex.
It is really a matter of self doubt. Some guys cannot handle being gay curious, so they take a random quiz regarding bottoming. Also some of their girlfriends or wife, have used anal toys on them and they begin to wonder are they a “closeted bottom”? I don’t see why people are so hung up about straights having taking these quizzes after all, sex is all a part of human nature.