Who’d You Rather: The Cast Of Marvel’s ‘Eternals’

Between our post with all of Richard Madden’s nudes and our recent list of MCU gay porn parodies, we’ve been talking about Marvel movies a lot over the past couple of days. We know it’s too much, but we promise that this post is the last time we’ll be talking about the MCU… for at least a week or so.

For today’s round of MCU madness, we’re going to be doing one of our classic Who’d You Rather? situations with the cast of the new Eternals movie. We’ll show you some of the hottest pictures of Eternals hunks like Richard Madden, Kumail Nanjiani, Brian Tyree Henry, Kit Harington, Barry Keoghan, and Don Lee that we could get our hands on and then ask you which actor is your ultimate superhero crush!

So take a look below and after you’re done drooling over all these men, make a decision, vote in our perverted poll below, and then head to the comments to spew out all your hot MCU thoughts.

Barry Keoghan

Aside from Eternals, you know this Irish actor from his roles in major projects like Dunkirk and The Killing of a Sacred Deer. He’s also gone fully nude and showed off his cock, balls, and ass in 2016’s Mammal – see below with some photos courtesy OMG.blog. [See more Barry]

Brian Tyree Henry

If you’re looking for a thick daddy to crush on in this movie, then you need to turn your attention to Brian Tyree Henry. And if you need another reason to fawn over him, then you should know that Brian is actually playing the MCU’s first-ever openly gay superhero. We love to see it! [See more Brian]

Don Lee

Speaking of thick daddies with arms that are so beefy they should be illegal, let’s take a look at Don Lee – also known as Ma Dong-seok. We can’t get enough of this hunk of a man and we can’t wait to see what he delivers in Eternals. Hopefully it’s at least one shirtless scene… [See more Don]

Kit Harington

It’s Kit Harington! He finally got a major job outside of Game of Thrones! Judging by how little he’s actually in the trailer for Eternals, we’re suspicious about how big of a role he actually has in this movie, but we’re going to include him on this list anyway. [See more Kit]

Kumail Nanjiani

We’re sure you all know about Kumail’s body transformation by now. This comedian has been receiving wild amounts of press over his new Eternals muscles for what feels like a decade at this point. So if you’re looking for someone in this cast to crush on that is rocking some extreme muscles, then look to Kumail! [See more Kumail]

Richard Madden

We told you all about this hunk and his excessive list of nude roles yesterday, so go read that post if you want some more info on this Game of Thrones actor and his delicious bubble butt. [See more Richard]

Have you made a decision? Which Marvel hunk do you want to take to bed? Vote in our perverted poll below, sound off with your reasoning down in the comments, and after you’re done with all that, head here to check out all of our other MCU posts.