Who’d You Rather: The Best Actors Of The 2022 Oscars

It’s finally time for the 2022 Academy Awards and that means it’s time to get real horny and fantasize about fucking some of the most famous actors in Hollywood. That’s why for today’s big Who’d You Rather? post, we’re going to be listing off the five main men nominated for Best Actor at this year’s Oscars, showing you some of their career’s best nude moments, and asking you to pick which one you’d most like to pork. So take a look below, vote for the actor you’d suck dry if given the chance, and make sure to give us all your hot Oscar thoughts down in the comments!

Andrew Garfield, Tick, Tick … Boom!

If you think about it, between this Jonathan Larson musical, his role in Spider-Man: No Way Home, and his turn in The Eyes of Tammy Faye, Andrew has had a very significant year. Now only if he would take on some roles that have some significant on-screen nudity… [See more]

Benedict Cumberbatch, The Power of the Dog

Sam Elliot’s toothbrush-lookin’ ass may not like it, but Benedict Cumberbatch and his muddy full-frontal scene are nominated for the Netflix favorite The Power of the Dog. [See more]

Denzel Washington, The Tragedy of Macbeth

With Denzel, Will Smith, and Javier Bardem in this actor race, there are a lot of hot daddies to choose from on this list and we don’t know about you, but it’s honestly a little overwhelming to see so many DILFs in one location. [See more]

Javier Bardem, Being the Ricardos

Is Javier nominated for his portrayal of television icon Desi Arnaz in Being the Ricardos? Yes. Does he really deserve the nomination for this role? No, not at all. Does that many him any less sexy and make us love him any less? Absolutely the fuck not. We stan this hunk no matter what. [See more]

Will Smith, King Richard

And last, but certainly not least – it’s Will Smith! He’s more likely than not going to take home a much-deserved trophy tonight for his role in this Venus and Serena Williams biopic, but will he be able to win this horny poll for the sexiest actor of the year? Let’s find out. [See more]

So what do you think? Who is your biggest Best Actor crush of 2022? Who do you want to top you on awards night? Vote in our perverted poll below, sound off in the comments with all your hot thoughts, and be suck to click here to see more horny actor action.