Whoa! Porn Stars Share Their Crazy Holiday Hookup Stories

Ever wonder how real-life, off-camera hookups go for some of the world’s most famous gay porn stars? Well, some of your favorite adult film personalities just opened up to Out Magazine and are sharing some of their most ridiculous holiday hookup stories. The tales range from hilarious to insane to painfully relatable.

We pulled five of our favorite porn star confessions for you below. These include tales from hunks like Michael Roman, Max Konnor, Thyle Knoxx, Skyy Knox, and Jack Vidra. Check out our favorite stories below and be sure to catch the full article featuring twelve different sex tales over at Out Magazine.

Michael Roman

Twelve years ago, before I was out of the closet, I went to stay with my parents in Ohio for Christmas. They went out to do some last-minute Christmas shopping, so I opened my app (this was when apps were new) and invited a guy over for some fun. It was a miserable winter night and this guy came over in the middle of an awful ice storm, and we got right to business.

Literally at the point of insertion, I heard the front door open and my dad called upstairs and said the roads were too icy to drive, so they turned around. Of course, I started panicking. We threw our clothes on. He was freaking out. I didn’t know what to do. Then I told him, “You have to jump out of the window!” He said there was no fucking way he was jumping out a second floor window.

The hot tub was right below my bedroom. I told him, “It’s just a ten-foot jump onto a soft hot tub cover! Once you’re in the back yard, go out the side gate and run to your car. You’ll be fine!”

I convinced him to do it. He jumped and crashed through the hot tub cover into the water.

My dog must have heard the crash because I heard him downstairs barking and going nuts. So I hurried downstairs to distract my parents so they didn’t let the dog out or see what happened in the backyard, and somehow I caught them in time. I told them I was going to get in the hot tub for a bit so I could fix the broken cover.

I could see a trail from the hot tub to the gate where the hot water melted the ice and snow!

The dude was so pissed at me. Fortunately, he got over it, and to this day we are great friends and we laugh about this all the time.

See more from Michael Roman over at Trailer Trash Boys!

Thyle Knoxx

I grew up on the East Coast of Canada, a small, sparsely populated area. Winters there are long, cold, and snowy. There aren’t many gay people around and few of them are out. A few days before Christmas some years ago, I hopped on Grindr and saw an adult film star I recognized. I assumed it was a catfish and messaged the porn star on Twitter to let them know someone was using their pictures. He messaged back saying he was indeed in my town — he was from the same small town I grew up in, and he was visiting his family for Christmas. Somehow we had never crossed paths. We met up a few times that holiday for some fun and now we are good friends. I later moved to his city and today we’re practically neighbors!

See more from Thyle Knoxx over at Masqulin!

Jack Vidra

My sisters and I are close and very open about sex. One Christmas while we were visiting home and staying in our old bedrooms, I was in bed about to rub one out when I heard a knock on my door. I covered my boner with the sheets.

“Yes?” I said.

My sister’s voice said through the door: “Hey…do you have any lube?”

“Um. Yeah. But I’m using it.”

A short pause. Then she says: “Ok…can you just squirt some in my hand?”

“Ok, I’m just gonna crack the door.”

I stood behind the door, opened it slightly, and her hand extended through. Squirt, squirt.

“Ok goodnight! Thanks!” she said.

“Goodnight! Love you!”

See more from Jack Vidra over at Men.com!

Skyy Knox

Going home for the holidays is always wonderful but if you’re feeling horny it’s not always the easiest place to be. I’m from a small town and there aren’t a lot of options for hookups. Two Christmases ago, I was home and crazy horny, and one good thing about a small town is all the sexy closeted married guys. I have the pick of the litter with these sexy beefy “straight” guys when I go home. I met this guy online and we both couldn’t host and needed a place to meet. He said he had a good place for us to meet, so he gave me the address and the next thing I know I’m in a locker room at a skating rink. He was a coach for the local hockey team and this was his place to bring boys. What a fantasy it was having sex with a coach in a locker room. He’s one of my first stops every year when I go home.

See more from Skyy Knox over at Bromo!

Max Konnor

One year, I was home alone during the holidays. I don’t normally use Grindr, but I decided to try it. I logged on, found someone and invited him over. When he showed up, he looked nothing like the photos he shared on the app. Like, did he think I was blind? He immediately asked to use my bathroom, and that gave me some time to come up with a reason to make him leave. He came out of the restroom and started to take his clothes off. I was about to ask him to leave when he asked me if I smoke. “Smoke what?” I asked. “Meth,” he said. I don’t, and  that wasn’t something we had discussed before.

Needless to say I asked him to leave. Grindr isn’t for me, but I love my left hand!

See more from Max Konnor over at CockyBoys!