Your vote will decide. It’s the annual Hookies (the male escort awards), and even if you don’t live in one of the cities where one of these escorts offers his services, you can still vote. Even if you’ve never hired an escort, you can still vote! The winner from each region will go on to compete for the International Escort of the Year title, which is like the Nobel Prize, but for whores. Here is who I just voted for:
Los Angeles: Jesse Santana
A no-brainer if there ever was one. Duh.
San Francisco: Drew
Having never hired an escort, I can only go with my gut. And my gut says that most of these guys aren’t my type, except for James Jamesson, but my gut says that hiring him would be weird. And I wouldn’t hire Spencer Reed because he would probably punch my gut. Kidding! He wouldn’t do that. All that’s left then is the cute scruffy one in the hoodie, who looks kind of like Hunter Maverick. And is there anyone in the world who wouldn’t fuck Hunter Maverick? No. Drew wins.
London: Jay Roberts
Name recognition mainly, but also because he is the hottest person out of all the nominees.
Chicago: Heath Jordan
Again, name recognition. Plus, Heath looks so nice, like he would totally be OK if you were short $50. He’d let it slide! Then, he’d slide it in. (*GONG*) But, maybe the other guys are better escorts “overall”? Does Heath Jordan have an unfair advantage because he is a well known gay porn star and voting is open to everyone, not just people who have hired escorts in Chicago? Are The Hookies “rigged”? Should Heath Jordan withdraw his nomination??
New York: Colin Black
This is the only one I struggled with, and I blame dicks. One big white dick and one big black dick and one big Italian dick.
If this were based only on dicks (and it kind of is) the winner would easily be retired porn star Jake Havoc, because Jesus fucking Christ… (also…Jake Havoc is escorting!?!)
…or it could be Randy Blue’s Vito Gallo:
But dickmatization aside, I picked Colin because I’m gay and he has such pretty eyes (and also a big dick). Hookies winners will be revealed over the next month.
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Am I going blind…? I don’t see Arpad in any of the nominations.
eww, i wonder what kind of guys they have to have sex with???? :-/
geezz looks doesn’t make you the perfect oescort, does it?
It’s part of it but the proof in the pudding is in the eating and most of the above mentioend men will be a strong disappointment and a waste of ur money
Lol..what a life!!
Arpad Miklos should win. He has the best ass.
No Shane Frost from Chicago ? What the..
What’s more interesting is who isn’t nominated? Cliff Jensen in Los Angeles and Harley from Sean Cody aka Simon Dexter weren’t in contention. Cliff’s trouble with the law and his apparent porn star girlfriend are red flags. Simon’s name change from one to another in escorting makes one weary of hiring. Did he change the name due to negative escort reviews?
Checking review sites and running a google search on the escorts number will help in making a clear decision on wether or not to hire a Rent Boy. For example, after some snarky texts from I Cliff Jensen I decided to search his number to see if anyone had any feedback. I came to find one review said “when he pulled it out he had white bumps all over the shaft” another said “he was obviously high on something” I am glad I looked. I don’t need a Herpe infested Druggie coming to my house.
I couldn’t believe that Jesse made the list since a few years ago when he was going out with Guy Parker he bashed men who did the rentboy thing. He never mentioned rentboy per name but talked about men basically selling themselves. Not that I am complaining because Jesse is hot as fuck and has never looked better.
Serious question, who narrows these names down ? Is it by most popular, or most guys bought..I didn’t mean that to sound bad but how did they get narrowed down into just 6 ? I looked through the L.A. guys and Adam Russo was on there and holy shit just by looking at him I would add him to the list, fucking scrumptious looking. Oh…and on page 11 the second to the last name on the list of the LA men … I saw that Brandon Lee (former CH 1 stud) was on there. Wonder how current that ad is..last I saw of him he was in that semi comeback movie in a scene with Matthew Rush and Rod Daily and just kind of went away again. And those pix while hot I don’t think they are that current.
And yesss Jake Havoc and Colin Black beautiful cocks and hot all over…
I dunno about your SF pick, Zach. I would pay a handsome sum just to pet Nick Moretti’s chest hair and have him read a couple chapters of a good novel to me while I dozed in and out. Mmm.
Well, it’s not like he would do much else with you…
lol!
I too would have picked Nick Moretti, but he’s now doing bareback porn so I’ll only watch a movie with him and that’s it.
P.S. I love that now my posts are apparently being anonymously edited for content before being made public. Who knew after an Ivy League degree, I needed a porno-blog copy editor?!
Anonymous? Please. I’m editing them. And you know why.
James Ja-MESS-on as an escort/hooker/prostitute? How does that even work?! First of all, no kissing. No body contact apart from your mouth on his dick or his dick in your ass. He won’t rim you and don’t you dare go anywhere near his ass. And after three hours of clock-watching, that’ll be half a grand*, thank you very much.
NOTE: I don’t know what his rates are and can’t be arsed to find out.
Isn’t it just a little bit sad that Arpad Miklos is still having to work as a hooker after all these years? I mean fucking, sucking, and rimming guys that look like Chris Christie, Jake Cruise, Rush Limbaugh, and Dick Cheney over and over again has to take its toll on you.
Can someone explain to me how all of this above isn’t patently illegal? Is it just because of that thinly-veiled illusion that all you’re paying for is their company, and anything that may transpire is wholly voluntary and non-monetary, yes?
I mean, sheesh!
That’s the US. In Europe and Latin America it’s an accepted industry.
Edina: But how will we have an orgy? With who?
Patsy: It’s easy. Pay!
Edina: But what will I wear, I don’t want to look “easy”.
Patsy: Darling, you’re paying him. In his eyes you’re already naked and lying down teathered to a stake.
Hmmm even those who haven’t hired a rentboy can vote? Doesn’t make sense to me.
doesn’t colin look so damn good? ass so fine, make you wanna smack it. but personally i would’ve voted for Ali if I participated in this crap