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Which Olympic Sport Gives You the Biggest Boner?

From swimmers with massive pecs to gymnasts with bursting biceps, from rowers with big bulges to runners with jiggling junk, there’s a never-ending parade of hotties to watch at the Summer Olympics. Which sport’s athletes get you the horniest? See our Top 10 and vote for your favorite!

Plus, take a look at the Hottest Swimmers at the U.S. Olympic Trials, the Hottest Gymnasts at the U.S. Olympic Trials, the Hottest Divers, the Hottest Track Athletes and the Hottest Field Athletes. Vote for your favorite in our poll below!

10. Weightlifting
Big and beefy! (And very verbal, if you like that…)

Olympic Weightlifting Olympic Weightlifting

9. Rugby
Like water polo on land, with more manly contact and bigger quads.

Olympic Rugby Olympic Rugby

8. Beach Volleyball
Tall, trim and toned! (Ugh, the Olympics needs to let these men play shirtless!)

Olympic Beach Volleyball

Olympic Beach Volleyball

Olympic Beach Volleyball

Olympic Beach Volleyball

7. Rowing
Those arms! And have you seen those bulges on the medal stands?!

Olympic Rowing

Olympic Rowing

Olympic Rowing

Olympic Rowing

6. Wrestling
Who cares about the ears?! Lots of muscles, heads buried in crotches, ass grabbing, man-on-man contact and singlet bulges? Yes, please!

Olympic Wrestling Olympic Wrestling

Olympic Wrestling Olympic Wrestling

5. Water Polo
Burly muscle men in skimpy suits getting all aggressive with each other? Don’t mind if I do! (Can we get more underwater cameras please?)

Olympic Water Polo Olympic Water Polo

4. Diving
Like the swimmers’ younger toned twink bros, but in skimpier suits.

Olympic Diving

Olympic Diving

Olympic Diving

Olympic Diving

3. Track
Have you seen those bulges bounce around as they run?! (The hurdle events are particularly jiggly!)

Olympic Track Olympic Track Olympic Track

2. Gymnastics
They’re top heavy, but don’t we all love a good top? (And can we please have them compete shirtless?!)

Olympic Gymnastics

Olympic Gymnastics

Olympic Gymnastics

1. Swimming
The suits and water mean the bulges aren’t as bulbous, but dear lord those bodies and chests! Nothing gets me more aroused than seeing a half-naked four-man relay team hug each other after winning gold.

Olympic Swimming

Olympic Swimming

Olympic Swimming

Olympic Swimming

Which sport has the hottest athletes? Vote below, and check out more hot Olympic athletes here:

27 thoughts on “Which Olympic Sport Gives You the Biggest Boner?”

  1. I think it’s about time you invited these athletes to pose naked for the Sword Newsletter. If the IOC lets them pose nude for ESPN and Sports Illustrated, it seems discriminatory not to let The Sword photograph the athletes naked. What would their objection really be if they are pro-LGBTQA and all the athletes featured are 18+? I know some of the athletes are under 18, but they can be excluded.

  2. graphiquejacques

    Obviously diving. First off, they are wearing the least clothing. Two, they almost always have to lift up their speedo after every dive getting out of the water. Then, they go take a short shower… and finally, go in a hot tub with the other divers. Umm.. most homoerotic sport ever.

    1. Henrietta Bogadash

      He is probably thinking, I should just end it all now, because I will end up marrying some gross old grandpa and end up knitting. Well, his vision came through!

  3. Rugby has been the sport that has produced many gay or stars. Colby Jensen, Connor Kline and Braden Charon to name a few.

          1. Universal Potentate

            A “struggle bus” describes a situation which is frustrating but offers a teachable moment. You provided an image of what is called a Short Bus.
            None of this is related to Sophie’s choice or one’s taste for off-color humor.
            You’re welcome.

      1. What an asinine comment. The comparison is having to choose among people you love, not equating hot men at the Olympics to children about to be killed. If you don’t get that you’re the idiot.

  4. Rugby all of the way! Tie me up and gang bang me for days! If I leave bruised and bloodied then I would be a lucky fucker!

  5. I understand why gymnastics got #1…but I voted my #1 as wrestling, BECAUSE: The unequalled MAN ON MAN contact is like watching the sports version of homoerotic porn! WOOF. Gymnasts are physically gorgeous, but so are the wrestlers, AND they’re all OVER one another to boot! WOOF! LOL…y’all have a great day!

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