What would you do if your high school teacher messaged you on OnlyFans? While that seems like a horrific situation that most people probably don’t have to go through, it apparently happened to one of the guys we’re featuring in this week’s roundup of LOL-worthy TikToks for Meme Mondays. So take a look below at his horror story along with a bunch of other hilariously horny vids and be sure to let us know your favorite TikTok of the week down in the comments!
Honestly the best Grindr ad we’ve ever seen:
@high5ifyourestillalive #stitch with @grindr ♬ original sound – Max
‘I have a system’:
@taylorswiftfan31 Do i keep going? #fyp ♬ original sound – Lucas Simone
Send this to your friends that have a piss kink:
@jackryantunes this video does not reflect my moral values #weird #funny #nsfw ♬ original sound – Jack Ryan
Masc 4 Masc:
@librasodomite #greenscreen SIS HOW ARE U MASC4MASC WITH 4 YORKIES??? #gay #tinder ♬ original sound – 🥫
The actual most terrifying message we’ve ever seen:
@z2tok #accountant #only #fans ♬ Forever – Labrinth
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree:
@nick_norcia Me a daddy? #jokes #comedy #euphoria ♬ original sound – wtf
‘That’s private information! Shut uppp!’:
@ciggywet #stitch with @g0lden.richez1 ♬ original sound – dead rat
Okay… But where can we buy the shirt?:
@stanbanned@dcanflyer on instagram sent me this 😂
In case anyone was looking for a straight guy to experiment with:
@jedryanlee #stitch with @brokegirltherapy ♬ original sound – Jed Lee
Your eyes are playing tricks on you:
@sarah__crockett #stitch with @charliejames2905 ♬ Lost – Album Version – Frank Ocean
That shirt is the bomb. And really… who has 4 yorkies and can still claim to be “Masc 4 Masc only.” Bwahahaha!!
ok…but what’s his OF @??
TikTok is full of Narcissistic People with Mental Issues. Like Twatter. Which are evil.
right on.
Agreed.
This comment was for Universal Potentate.
I think most men are gay because it’s easier. Law suits. Workplace harassment. Defamatory rape charges. Cost of dating. Liability of children. Very crazy (princess/whore complex). No compliments. Not kinky/eww gross. Romance/reality disconnect. Limited bodily awareness/expect us to know/do everything.
And yeah … 20-40 minutes of foreplay which we aren’t doing right/OMGRightThere.
Yeah. Rather deal with “I just really want to rim you and drink your cum”
This is a joke…right?
What about this seems like a joke?
So, this is just a troll got it.
besides “Liability of children” everything else can be said about guys too. Just say you hate women and move on
No, it couldn’t. If you wanna be feminist, then say that. State your own case. Men everywhere suffer from this side of sexism. Men like you defend female bullies.
There are a lot of women against anti-male sexism too. Not enough. But many. I respect them.
Men deal with these issues and see other men deal with these issues and often just prefer to deal sexually or romantically with other men. That’s a reality.
First, you’re implying men choose to be gay, which is a harmful argument we’ve been fighting against for hundreds of years. It’s not something you just flick a switch and turn on and off, you grown into it in your own way and as you grow you learn where on the spectrum you fall.
Second, even if your argument could be applied to bisexual men who do have something of a choice what they want to pursue, the idea that anyone would choose to be gay just to avoid the things you rattled off is so reductive. It flies in the face of all the adversity and anxiety we’ve had to face about revealing our sexual preferences, and how much harder it makes a lot of our lives.
Maybe you live somewhere where it’s easy to flit around and say it’s easy to be gay. A lot of us had it harder, and millions of others around the world have it harder still. That’s a really oblivious and trollish thing to say.
So your argument is “the truth makes my life difficult in my little world so don’t say it on a gay message board.”
You’re a true hero … especially if you think I’m the one doing the trolling. And you’re right, I do live somewhere where stating facts and my perception of those facts is okay. It’s called reality. I swim at the deeper end of the pool.
You are EXHAUSTING.
Easier you say. You’re just stupid.