What’s Next, “Next Door Mother-In-Laws”?

Next Door Male, Next Door Buddies, Next Door Hook-Ups, and now it’s the latest amatuer gay porn membership site from Next Door Entertainment, Next Door Twink! What kind of depraved, slutty neighborhood is this? (And where is it? I want to move there.)

A gaggle of horny twinks and the upcoming debut of Austin Wilde–I’m assuming he’ll have his own site, too (“Next Door Austin”?)–will never be able to fill the gaping hole left by Mason Wyler, but this looks better than other twink sites, I guess.

For starters, Rad Matthews is one of their models! I like him. The only thing possibly longer than his dick are his eyebrows.

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Also, horse-hung Patrick Kennedy is there. And I’ll ask the question that gets asked over and over again: Why do skinny twinks always have the biggest cocks?

Click here for Next Door Twink.

8 thoughts on “What’s Next, “Next Door Mother-In-Laws”?”

  1. I just watched one of the videos. Creepy is a understatement. A “twink” 3 way shot in a bedroom that looks like it belongs to a 8 year old girl with models that look like hustler street trash. Justin Bieber and Rob Pattinson posters on the wall and the Candyland board game in a basket, which gives it the underage touch. What will future scenes be, these guys getting turned on by playing with barbies and baby dolls or how about one where ZhuZhu pets and Little Pet Shop toys into the foreplay. I could totally see a Taylor Lautner doll being used as a dildo.

  2. If you post these photos side by side with photos from Next Door Buddies you can see how the guys are all posed the same in every single photo. Who ever takes the pictures over there isn’t very creative.

  3. Well, they’re all cute, and skinny. You’ve got my vote. Don’t we all get sick of seeing all these guys pumped up on steroids? I love a skinny man.

    1. As I said above, I like twinks too (although not exclusively) and I certainly find the “jokes” about them eating a sandwich to be pathetically tiresome (and it has never been done before, no sir) but these guys really do look like they were picked up at a bus terminal as spongey so unkindly said. Can’t they find cute twinks that don’t look dirty, mangey and covered by ridiculous tattoos (I mean the guy with what I assume are bats flying tattooed all over the side of his chest has to be kidding me with that crap)

  4. I wonder if they pick these guys up at the bus terminal? Do they entice them with the lure of a glamorous lifestyle or a sandwich, which some of these guys are in desperate need of. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, rib cages and hip bones are not sexy!!

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