Why do people keep reading the shit that I write? First I almost got Dominik Rider fired, and now, in response to my article, BUTT Magazine is a Porno Curator Now, the editor wrote me an email that made me feel shitty. But not too shitty to reprint the email without his permission:
Paul – well i appreciate the coverage, there is no bad press, but it is a bit too snarky for my taste, I don’t really see why it needed to be so nasty. Just to clarify, and don’t take this the wrong way – we are certainly NOT against mainstream porn in fact I did not choose films that really fall outside of any mainstream porn, I just tried to pick films that weren’t all WeHo Falcon extravaganza’s…I don’t see why it needed to be like that. I think you’ve mischaracterized it in a way that suggests that we’re these hipster douchebags or something. The fact is really that when you talk about presentation, which we are all about, the films we chose are good films, good techniques, good acting, stylistically interesting – and there are enough muscled blond boys to satisfy all tastes – in fact there are enough guys from all walks of life to satisfy all taste.
Maybe this is what your bosses tell you to write? I’m sort of surprised by this – this project isn’t finished…and I don’t see why we need to cut each other’s balls off.
My response was to send him a picture of my erect penis and to tell him that I love BUTT (I do!) and that I am a horrible person (I am!).
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BUTT’s picks were all to my liking.
Saying that you were sorry for having an opinion is NOT to my liking.
If you’re going to be a dick, be a dick.
… I like dick.
You harshed on BUTT? Really? It’s the friggin coolest mag to rise up since the ‘zine’ scene. Harshing on BUTT is like picking on the dorky guy with the big glasses, who secretly has a 28″ waist, a 42″ chest and an 8″ uncut dong and has a beautiful voice. It’s the ultimate in flying-under-the-radar hotness. Did you see the new ‘straight’ issue? TonyfuckingWard at 46. Hot as hell -and dressed in pink. I think probably he was just surprised you didn’t appreciate it- as you’re typically a little cooler than that.
How strange that he took it personally, or that he expects other blogs to just forward his propaganda wholesale.
To single out works for excellence is to invite criticism and analysis. Everybody in the world has different taste, and it’s okay to compare. He shouldn’t expect everyone to agree with him, and different taste doesn’t mean one doesn’t support him.
What a baby.
The question is how do we also get a pic of your erect penis?
Shut up, Daria, Thx.
Yeah, uh… this isn’t an article. And neither was the last one. Thx.
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