Unsubstantiated Rumor of ‘Anderson Cooper’s Big Fat Coming Out Party’

The party’s promoters and Unvogue staff have dubbed it “Anderson Cooper’s Big Fat Coming Out Party” (Sapphire Go-Go Lounge, 23rd & 11th, NYC, tonight 9PM) and have been actively sending tips to Gawker saying that they have “confirmed” Anderson’s attendance at tonight’s fete, despite it all sounding like a huge stunt and despite Anderson having been reporting live from Paris just last night. To wit:

Anderson was absolutely amused by the name of the online magazine and said his mother [Gloria Vanderbilt, eroticist] would love the boldness of it. Undeterred by not having Mr. Cooper as an official host, it didn’t take long before the entire Unvogue staff began rebranding the event as, “Anderson Cooper’s Big Fat Coming Out Party!’ LOL!!! They are now hard at work concocting some fancy new sponsored Macari wine spritzers (how deliciously gay) and instructing their go-go boys to rehearse a special lap dance appropriately dubbed the A.C. 360. LOL!

Yeah, as much as we adore Anderson and his taste in boys, as Gawker put it, “Pics or it didn’t happen.”

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‘Anderson Cooper’s Big Fat Coming Out Party’ (Gawker)
Unvogue (online mag)

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