Are you busy in your everyday life? Are you constantly overwhelmed by daily tasks because you’re always having to run to the store to buy new bottles of poppers? Do you wish that you were just automatically sent those bottles in a neat subscription package so you could save some time in your day-to-day life? If so, then I have some great news for you!
There’s a new subscription service called Poppr and yes… It’s essentially just a subscription box that delivers poppers straight to your door. While I think it may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of, I guess some hungry bottom out there will actually find this helpful?!
“Poppr is a subscription box service fulfilling all your cleanr needs,” reads the site. “You choose which Popprbox best fits your wants, Basic, Bulge or Bottom. You will then receive your Popprbox containing different selections, in the mail at the beginning of every month.”
There are currently three tiers of poppers you can subscribe to. You can get one bottle a month for $15, two bottles a month for $25, or four bottles a month for $45.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t think anyone is going through four bottles, two bottles, or even one bottle of poppers a month right now. Even if this wasn’t a sexless pandemic, I can’t imagine there’s any average gay out there that’s using and abusing four fucking bottles a month. That seems excessive (and dangerous?!) for even the horniest pig bottom out there.
What do you think? Are four bottles a month too much? Do you regularly use poppers? Vote in our poll below, sound off with your hot takes down in the comments, and read more about Poppr here.
What Josh said… plus they go off very quickly.
You seem to be under the impression that only bottoms use poppers, which is not the case.