Like we hadn’t already thought of that idea with this website, hello!

In an interview with AllHipHop.com, Trick Trick explained his stance:

It’s just that every time that you turn on the TV, that sissy s**t is on, and they act like its f**king okay. The world is changing for the worst when s**t like that happens. And I address that issue. I address it hard as hell.

If by “hard as hell” Trick means threatening to launch a Scud missile into one of Rosie O’Donnell’s family cruise ships, calling Ellen DeGeneres a “dyke bitch”, and shooting a gay dad in the forehead with an AK-47, then, well, we’ll admit to daydreaming about doing two of these three things.

But the only thing that we can say for sure about Trick Trick’s feelings, though, is that he is OBVIOUSLY GAY, and also, TOTALLY HOT. Not only is he mean to us (which is such a turn-on) but he’s got that whole macho fitted-cap-hip-hop look happening. We can’t help being attracted to every rap star, even if this one’s pointing a gun at us.

We recommend an intense flirtation with Trick Trick to calm his nerves. Not only will we illegally download his album as soon as we’re finished taking away some straight man’s children (we’ve been working on it and the kidnapping is almost complete, we swear), but we’re going to make sex tapes to his song and put them all over the internet. NEW GAY ICON ALERT! Gays go crazy for Trick Trick! …We know deep down it’s what he really wants.

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Rapper Trick Trick Hates Gays (FilthyRag.com)