Who will win the Super Bowl? Who cares! There are four teams left in the playoffs, but the real prize is being named Hottest Quarterback on The Sword! Check out the jock chests and spandex bulges from this season. Who is your favorite? Vote in our poll!
10. Kyler Murray, Arizona Cardinals
Kyler looks great in clothes (pretty in pink!) and out (those abs!).
9. Justin Herbert, Los Angeles Chargers
Best hair, hands down. I need to run my fingers through it!
8. Taysom Hill, New Orleans Saints
Did Taysom start that much this year? No, just five games. Do I care? No, cause look…
7. Baker Mayfield, Cleveland Browns
The easiest QB to find shirtless pics of, Baker is undoubtedly the most fun to party with.
6. Ryan Tannehill, Tennessee Titans
That face. That fucking face. Sorry, Tom…here is the real Mr. GQ. (I love those fuzzy forearms, too!)
5. Russell Wilson, Seattle Seahawks
Russell has gotten a little beefier over the years, and is as hot as ever.
4. Andy Dalton, Chicago Bears
Like Taysom, Andy didn’t start that much this year. Again, I don’t care. Whether clean-shaven or daddy bearded, he is serving up some serious ginger sexiness. (Hey bulge!)
3. Derek Carr, Las Vegas Raiders
Those eyes! (Jesus, those eyes!!!). Derek also has the hottest voice of all NFL QBs, plus a handsome expressive face. Looks studly with short or longer hair. Bonus: He offered words of support when hunky teammate Carl Nassib came out.
2. Dak Prescott, Dallas Cowboys
Dak turned into a full-on daddy this year, and I’m loving it.
1. Jimmy Garoppolo, San Francisco 49ers
I can’t. This man is so gorgeous, it literally hurts my eyes to look at him. An Italian Stallion with a million-dollar smile, sexy scruff and a gorgeous jock bod dusted with fuzz, Jimmy is stunning (and his brothers aren’t so bad, either…check out that family pic. I need to get in those genes!)
Yeah, that’s right…no Tom Brady (meh, I just don’t get it…but for more of shirtless Tom, see our Top 10 Hottest Tom Brady’s List!) and no Aaron Rodgers (that hair! Those lies!). Who is your favorite NFL quarterback? Vote in our poll!
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Justin Herbert is one sexy man…. And no Joe Burrow?? Joe got that juicy ass. Fantasy: Justin topping juicy Joe
9 is so fine!!!
Why not show us all the quarterbacks in the league, then let us decide?
Ew this is disturbing content the world can do without. Please remove. How about stop objectifying men. This site is gross and cringey.
Then why the f*ck are you reading or looking at it?????
STFU.
Russ Wilson (Seahawks) is the quintessential male. Handsome, intelligent, non-egotistical, modest, non-judgmental, and decent.
The Chargers are in Los Angeles now, not San Diego
Baker & Dak for sure. Jimmy is often a consensus #1. List was missing Patrick Mahomes tho!!
Joe Burrow isn’t on this list?! Seriously?!
Amen. He’s super sexy. Cincinnati Bengals boy could play in my jungle any day!
The player who had the balls to come out as gay while still playing (not after retirement) isn’t even listed. His name is Carl Nassib and he’s a hunk- gay or straight.
Tom: TOTALLY agree. That being said, on THIS list, it’s that “red-hot” ginger, Andy Dalton for me! Grrr.
Not a quarterback.
Apparently, the cliche about gays not knowing sportsball are true.