Tim Valenti Puts the ‘STD’ in ‘Save the Date’

So set aside July 4th weekend, 2010, for the biggest and gayest party since Princess Diana’s funeral! There are more details to come. But I can still assure you of a few certainties: it will be in San Francisco, there will be alcohol, you will be rendered hoarse, and you will leave the party feeling a lot less sad than Tim.

The only rule is no rape. (Unwanted groping fine.)


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