So holy shit, basically. Check out these pictures I just saw of the delightful Tabatha Coffey presiding over Campus Thursdays at Splash on the night January 7, 2010.

And now look at this picture of a go-go boy, poor thing, who was there that very same night. Some people are worried that new massive particle accelorator called the Hadron Collider may produce a new sub-atomic particle that would create a black hole and destroy us all. But we should be more worried that Tabatha and her go-go boy might make eye contact. The universe would implode. And to think it almost happened.

UPDATE: We are screwed because Tabatha clearly does not understand the seriousness of the situation:

UPDATE #2: Someone (hint: it’s the same person as me) has been inspired to create the next biggest thing: GuysWhoLookLikeTabatha.tumblr.com

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Campus Thursdays at Splash with Tabatha (Wilson Models)