The Sean Cody men who were too straight to do actual gay sex, so they just jerked off. Here are the ten best from the past ten years.
Isn’t kind of crazy that Sean Cody has been around since 2001? I was still watching VHS porn in 2001. The first Sean Cody movie debuted on September 7th, 2001, and it was one of the most boring solos I’ve ever seen. Since then, they have gotten better! But, almost all solos are still boring.
Over the weekend, Sean Cody debuted yet another solo model (and also another bareback movie), and he’s particularly hot/boring. So hot/boring—and so obviously straight—that I can guarantee he won’t be back to do anything else. (Although I hope I’m wrong.) His name is Jayden:
Jayden got me thinking about all the other hot solos over the past ten years, and so I made a list: The top ten hottest yet boring straight guys who ONLY did jerk off movies for Sean Cody.
AND: I made three exceptions! In addition to j/o’ing, three of these guys did scenes where they actually received blowjobs from other guys. But, getting your dick sucked by another guy isn’t gay, so I still consider them straight. (Also, they were too hot to leave off the list.)
10. KENNAN
When: July 7th, 2011
Why: His body. Also: He “shot one of the biggest non-stop loads I have seen in a long time! He just kept shooting and shooting, leaving the gym floor covered in cum!”
9. WOODY
When: May 8th, 2007
Why: A poor man’s Chris Evans.
8. NATHAN
When: March 30th, 2009
Why: A baby face with a baby’s arm for a dick.
7. CLAY
When: October 15th, 2004
Why: Possibly the hottest person alive. Also: He let a guy blow him.
6. SCOTT
When: August 18th, 2008
Why: There’s something sort of sexy about how nerdy looking he is? And he let a guy blow him, too.
5. KEEFE
When: May 16th, 2006
Why: I could fall asleep just looking at him.
4. REX
When: April 17th, 2007
Why: His dick! (I’m running out of things to say and even boring myself now.) And the blowjob.
3. JACOB
When: August 24th, 2009
Why: Seriously, his dick. Also: Two years later, he turned up in yet another solo scene on another site.
2. SETH
When: December 23rd, 2004
Why: His balls! His spray tan! Is he rock climbing?
1. JUDD
When: December 19th, 2006
Why: The epitome of boring/hot. Half Superman and half Supercuts model, meet the hottest, most boringest man of my dreams.
Solos are just boring…I’m already doing a solo when i watch these dudes, I don’t need two solos!!!
“Getting your dick sucked by another guy isn’t gay”.Then I’m straighter than I’ve ever imagined to be…
Jacob has some serious low hangers…
Woody (stupid and/or obvious name) is definitely my favourite, much better than the alleged prototype… The others fully deserve Zach’s “boring” tag.
I’m curious to what sean cody looks like. Can anybody find me a link of a pic of him???
Also I definitely agree solo videos are extremely boring. Only time I get excited over one is when it’s of a really hot guy with a really nice dick, or if they’re also performer auto-fellatio or stick dildos up their ass.
*performing
He was tall, thin and white. Not muscled at all, rather nerdy. Nice sized dick.
Do a google search with: sean cody luke and he’s in the fourth picture in wearing a black shirt.
You know that the FIRST Sean Cody video was actually a solo with Michael Brandon right? He did another guy-on-guy scene later. SC later removed (inexplicably) the Brandon scenes & at least a couple other early episodes. There was another removed about 6 years ago because the guy had lied about his age (he was only 17)
Yes, they’ve removed a lot of their scenes, including the ones that feature “Sean Cody” himself (there was one where he gave blowjobs to like 6 guys in an oral orgy scene that was really hot), and a couple of early bareback ones, too.
If Sean Cody ever puts out DVDs he should release one compiling the “Lost” episodes.
I would buy such a DVD, provided that Sean Cody’s vid “Blowing Luke” is included.
Is it just me or do they all look pretty similar…
I would have included Harry in that list too. So hot.
the title of this article is “flawed” as several of these guys received blowjobs…
You hit the nail on the head. When SC posts pics of these guys, I notice just how hot they are. Then I go to the video, and fall asleep about three minutes in. I don’t think I have ever watched a full Sean Cody solo video.
really the fake tan works for ya? Gosh I find orange so ugly…reminds me of my horrible decision to tan in high school before prom…those were some scary pics…
I can beat that, in HS my FB and I forgot lube so we used instant tan in a tube. Needless, my dick, his ass and both our palms turned bright orange. Never forget the comments the next day from friends and classmates at school. Talk about embarrassing.
“…almost all solos are still boring.”
ITA with you there. If I wanted to watch a guy jerk off, I’d pull up in front of a full-length mirror. Or go to XTube…