Bookmark this page to watch LIVE COVERAGE of the 2009 GayVN Awards as it happens, starting at 7:30 PM Pacific time (10:30PM Eastern).  You won’t want to miss the Janice Dickinson/Margaret Cho showdown…

We will also be live-micro-blogging the whole show via our Twitter feed (we *know*, but if you’re drunk somewhere on Saturday night and want to look up who won Best Bottom on your iPhone, we’ll tell you). The latest of the feed is embedded on this page below!  We will also twitter about as much of the afterparty as we’re conscious for.

Also, obvi, we will be taking tons of pictures. We’ll get them to you just as soon as we can extract ourselves from the shitshow and slap ourselves sober.

The Oscars of porn fandom will be, if nothing else, a ridic mess.

(If you’re on a Mac, or don’t feel like downloading Microsoft Silverlight… or if the player below isn’t working–after 7:30PM Pacific that is–you can try WATCHING IT HERE or loading the Windows Media Player stream here.)

P.S. Until showtime you can still buy tickets at the theater, or go to BODY at 450 Castro. Read anonymous insider predictions about the awards here.

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