It’s so boring, you can’t watch it. And yet, it’s sort of hot, so you keep waiting to see if something will happen. The set is boring, the guys are boring, the dialog is boring. Boring boring boring. Still, the guys are hot, and maybe when they get naked and move past the “plot,” things will get hotter? No, not really. Still boring.
Next Door Studios are the masters of this art, the boring hot gay porn, and they’re at the top of their game with “Doctor Knows Best,” starring the most boring hot gay porn stars working today, Bradley Hudson and Lance Alexander. Big dicks, good bodies, good looks, versatile performers, and yet…meh. But at the same time, they’re both really fucking hot (don’t make me remind you of how I feel about Lance Alexander’s voice). Maybe it’s their boringness that makes them hotter?
At any rate, congratulations! Congratulations Next Door Buddies, Lance Alexander, and Bradley Hudson on making the most oddly watchable, boring hot gay porn of the year. Here’s the excruciatingly boring hot 5-minute clip that won them the 2012 Swordie for Most Boring Hot Gay Porn. (Click here for the actual scene trailer, which is actually more hot than it is boring.)
[Next Door Buddies: Bradley Hudson Fucks Lance Alexander]
And get ready handsome gay models, ‘coz i’m gonna make your hidden asses gaping and exposed to the world!!!!!
There are a of lot boring boring gay scenes to name this time, not only that of Lance alexander, many of them are still wearing condoms, no ass licking, no ass spreading or stretching or ass gaping and ass hole closer shots. Some times the cameramen are bulshit they don’t know where to position their camera, and the lightings, when they are showing the actors asses, you can’t clearly see their holes, because of the darkness and shadows. I’m more on asses so if i don’t see any asses or holes in the scene,i hate it a lot! although i’m not enjoying girl-boy porn but when you watch them,you can say that they have gone a long way in anal fucking! First, they don’t promote condoms. The girls asses there are extremely stretched and spread and leaving them widely gaping & so poor, and the cameramen are great because they take closer shots in their gaping asses so you can see the inside of their ass! When i watch girl-boy porn, i envy, i wish there are also like their porn in the gay porn. I spend a lot of money to find what i’m looking for in the gay porn but i’m not really satisfied, sometimes i’m thinking of making my own production (not for a boastfullness) and produce gay porn greater than the girl-boy or straight porn. Just better watching out, because my gay porn will be the next porn of this coming ERA!!!
plus i like what he’s doing to his toes while getting fuck! and thats the first time i ever seen someone do that in there scenes..
i watched the scene and i can say its not as boring as Cody Cummings videos i mean there are much more boring videos out there! anyways maybe its just me :) , I just appreciate that Lance Alexander who looks manly and having a sexy voice(I think he’s straight) is willing to do what should a gay porn star should do.. the other guy is hot but ? thats just it for me.
I think Lance Alexander is stunning, he has a glorious body with the smooth, silky skin of true health, a sweet face and hairdo with that wonderful deep, gravelly voice. He has a lovely sleepy sexiness. In one interview I think he said he likes to give pleasure, that he certainly does. I forgot to mention his sensitive hands and I love what he does with his toes! He could do more with caressing himself, his ass, and his partners, but I also find him just fine as he is
Lance Alexander right now is my favorite porn “star”. I use quotations because he is relatively new. Yes, he may be boring as an actor, but he is willing to do whatever with whomever and that is more than most can say for the field of boys now. Right now he reminds me of Alex Wilcox from the late 1990’s. However, I think Mr. Alexander’s acting will improve…at least I hope. Haha!
when you look like that why bother with personality or talent?
I don’t know….I thought it was kinda hot!
There are so many overexposed porn stars that I find these two entertaining simply because I have never seen them before.
No surprise..the wave of 95% of gay porn these days..boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring!!
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