Earlier this week, The Sword formally endorsed former gay porn bodybuilder Andre Barnett for President of the United States, but after seeing these new photos of hunky congressman Paul Ryan pumping iron in a steamy gay porn photo set of his own, The Sword is officially changing its mind and will now formally endorse former gay porn bodybuilder Paul Ryan as the next President of the United States.
Paul Ryan is a former fitness model and semi-nude bodybuilder porn star who is a congressman from Wisconsin and the son of Ayn Rand. He is also running for President of the United States as a Republican candidate with fiscally conservative solutions, and The Sword is proud to endorse him because his body is insane.
But is America ready to elect its first president dressed as a 23-year-old drunk frat bro who used to be a gay porn star?
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He looks both goofy and hot. That’s a pretty endearing combo. It’s unfortunate about his politics.
Sorry..but it looks like he is suffering from Graves Disease. Gross!!
Is that Screech from SAVED BY THE BELL?
What a hunk! I’m so jealous of his legs. I hope he tells us his workout and eating regimen, so all those closet-case republicans can look just as yummy as him.
Should have done a “separated at birth” : Elmer Fudd & Paul Ryan
He’s friggin ugly! Blech!
Photo, top right: Paul, put your teeth back in.
I TRULY, TRULY, TRULY hope you are not serious about endorsing him for President.
Is he trying to attract the men or women voters? These photos make him look more arrogant than ever. He looks really silly with those dumb expressions on his face.
There’s that radiant Paul Ryan smile we’ve come to know!
He’s so dreamy, some of my friends and I made a music video about him: http://youtu.be/NTDRmQCHbys
He looks very gay. How could this man possibly vote for every anti-gay law? Insecure maybe?
Something is seriously wrong with his legs and calves