The debut of Men.com’s big, costumed summer parody series Gay of Thrones happened over the weekend, complete with the opening scene I already talked about with Connor Maguire and Paddy O’Brian — the one in which Paddy sucks a cock for the first time on camera.
The cocksucking is notable despite the fact that he’s already taken it up the ass a hundred times, but it’s not the best part of the scene. Now that I’ve watched the whole thing, I bring you the real reasons to watch it.
1. Connor Maguire’s British accent
This year’s Grabby Award winner for Best Actor, and therefore the undisputed best thespian in all of gay porn dialogue-making, gets in the spirit of Game of Thrones and does a totally convincing English accent — and a higher class than Paddy’s with all his “wiv” for “with,” etc.
2. Paddy’s dick helicoptering around while riding Connor’s cock.
This is around the 18-minute mark, before they flip.
3. The sloppy make-out near the beginning
Paddy O’Brian may still claim to be straight, and Connor’s bi, but these two go at it on each others’ mouths like a couple of high school boyfriends under the bleachers. And Paddy appears, genuinely, really dig Connor’s body, and nipples, and mouth.
4. The crazy, fur-covered costumes
And who sewed all these metal triangles onto Paddy’s poncho?
5. When Paddy has to pick the lint off Connor’s cock from that costume before proceeding to suck it.
No underwear, plus weird home-made flannel pants plus not a lot of editing equals a very linty foreskin.
6. The fact that Connor eats Paddy’s hairy ass for a full four minutes before fucking him.
No shit, the rimming sequence goes on from the 12-minute mark to just about the 16-minute mark. That’s one sixth of this 24-minute scene. Compare that to the 2 minutes in which Connor gets fucked.
7. The expressions of sheer agony on Connor’s face while he’s getting fucked.
At least they got the cumshot!
Here’s the trailer again, in case you somehow missed it.
[Men.com: Gay of Thrones Part 5]
:| Why such pain anyway? Maguire isn’t a stranger to bottoming, and while Paddy is nobody’s short-shooter, he’s hardly the biggest in the business. Was Conner maybe adding a slice of ham to his performance?
Great trailer, hot sex, awesome music and graphics. Love the english accent Connor!
One question…is that snow?
I’ve waited a long time to see Paddy O’Brian suck a dick. I just wish it wasn’t such a boring scene. That could be my own wiring. I don’t like “costume porn,” and would rather see two guys fuck on a couch than in some Halloween gear. It’s distracting to me…not at all sexy. But I guess this Gay of Thrones thing has an audience or they wouldn’t keep making them. Hopefully, Paddy will blow again, naked and in a less ridiculous situation.