The Last 10 Models Introduced At Sean Cody, In Order Of Their Hotness

It’s been a rough few months at Sean Cody, with not a single new model coming anywhere close to the hotness of a Jarek, a Brandon, a Calvin, or an Ethan. With average endowments and even less average looks, let’s hope the dry spell will be over soon. Here are the last 10 new models introduced at Sean Cody, in order from “ugh” to “meh.”

NOTE: Before you start writing me hate mail, no one is saying that these models are not hot. They are in fact a lot better looking than most everyone in the world. What I am saying is that compared to other Sean Cody models, these models are not hot. On the bright side, at least some of them have been willing to go bareback.

10. Please.

9. I can’t.

8. Girl…

7. Eat something.

6. Gah.

5. Trade.

4. Derp.

3. OK.

2. Cute, but come on.

1. Willis. Actually very hot, and physically perfect. Of course he’s hasn’t been brought back for a duo scene.

[Sean Cody]

 

32 thoughts on “The Last 10 Models Introduced At Sean Cody, In Order Of Their Hotness”

  1. @Harley – Bit extreme, but in essence I agree. I much preferred the majority of the SC models when the site was strictly safe sex instead of strictly bareback.

  2. They’ve had so many attractive straight men come in to do a solo but then never return because of SC’s bareback policy. In the olden days, they had the most perfect straight (masculine manly!) men have gay sex, now it’s just a bunch of gay-faced lispy lipped rentboys getting fucked by SC alums like Jarek and Calvin ad naseum. Number 10 on your list is a perfect example, I thought he was going to come out with a air hostess knot scarf and lip gloss and beg his scene partner to let him give him a pedi. I pay for a fantasy, if I wanted to fuck some flamer I’d go down to my local gay bar and catch me one with an issue of seventeen magazine and a One Direction CD as bait.

  3. This post is bonkers… every one of them is completely fuckable… Brent took it like a champ with Brandon, amazingly hot scene… 4, 5, 6, 8, 10 are some of the hottest I’ve seen on SC lately…

  4. I wouldn’t call any of these guys ugly, but #10 and #7 do nothing for me. They are too thin and look a bit too feminine than I would like.

    #8 & #4 have some smoking hot bodies, but they just have an awkward look on their faces that I’m not enjoying very much. But I definitely wouldn’t kick these guys out of bed ;)

    #5 I love his athletic build with a little bit of body hair, and he has boyish (not twinkish) good looks, but he’s got an oddly shaped head. Either that or a bad haircut. Or both lol

    I find #9 and #2 the most stunning, mainly because they have some more exotic features that you don’t see very often in models. They definitely don’t blend into your usual standards of what a black and Asian man look like. I do wish that #2 had a bigger dick though.

    #3 is hot, but I don’t like that curly body hair at all. Wish his hair was smoother. I’m not one to promote body shaving very often, but in this case I have to.

    and #1 is gorgeous. He’s got a great body and natural good looks. Sad thing is he looks like so many other white guys in porn. Nothing about him really stands apart like some of the previous models.

    1. I agree. #6 Sam is stunninly beautiful. I can’ find a single flaw in him. But of course, that means we will never see him again.

  5. Of course Sean Cody just posted an update featuring # 10, and so far, althou many other picks have been disputed, no one has questioned that #10, Brent, should be last on this list. Sean Cody actually does this far too often, posting a series of solos, with widely varying quality, and then picking the model who is by far the least attractive to feature in their next action scene. Sean Cody needs to focus on quality instead of quantity.

  6. Daniel from Brazil

    Oh, c’mon! At least 3 of these guys are really hot. And (almost) all of them would turn head down here in Brazil.

  7. I know Zach is just having fun here, but seriously anyone who thinks any of these guys are “ugly” is just a jerk. No wonder gay men have such self esteem issues, our culture is almost entirely dominated by an obsession with physical perfection and that sick obsession does more damage than what any right wing religious bigot can do. Different faces and different proportions appeal to different people, rather than call someone ugly or god forbid rank them, just say, “meh, not my type.” I’ll save my rant about the continued promotion of bareback studios for another day ;-)

  8. This is a bit of a fail 3, 5 & 9 are HOT

    but 4 & 8 *Derp & Girl…* are very fitting Whew! these guys are ugg. I’m not sure what Sean was thinking

    and their “titles” were all funny

  9. On the endowment front…yes SC needs to step it up..but Corbin Fisher takes the lead..the average size or their models are 6inch…LoL

  10. Physically perfect? Pero like…#8 has a better body. And I follow #9 on Instagram @thefackelmayer, that pic of Sean Cody doesnt do him justice.

  11. And they brought back the least attractive of them to the action! I don’t see the point of these solos, they better not feature them at all if they don’t want to bring these guys back.

  12. There are a bunch of hot guys on this list such as #8, #3 and #1, but I will agree that there are no stunners. Last year SC started the year with a scortching threesome of Dennis, Calvin and Jordan. This year’s intro was with Brandon and Brent…not so hot…hopefully things will pick up soon.

  13. What is wrong with #6 he’s hot imo…and Brandon just did a scene with #10, I don’t think Brandon should be paired with people that twinky lol

  14. Slow news day is never good news day. I love that all of these have ccbill referral links to SeanCody. And yea, it’s been a bit of a dry spell.

  15. Numbers 9, 6, and 2 were in my top trifecta of hotness. Unfortunately, the least hottest one (number 10) just bottomed for bangable Brandon. Even he’s a lucky bitch.

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