If you really love watching uncut cocks in action and want everyone that enters your house to know it, then there’s a simple piece of home decor that you should really consider purchasing.
The “Love In Light” lamp is the newest viral sensation on Twitter and for good reason. The lamp, created by anonymous artist Monsby, is shaped to resemble a monstrous uncut cock that in order to be turned on, requires you to firmly grip it and pull down its “foreskin.” (So basically the same way you would regularly “turn on” a regular uncut cock!)
“I had been working on this lamp for about a year,” reads Monsby’s official site. “It had different names during that period: Phallamp, Lampenis etc. After all, the main idea of this lamp is not in the similarity with the penis, although, of course, it is funny. It is about love, light and life. The most meaningful and optimistic lamp ever.”
A video of the lamp being turned on has been viewed over seven million times on Twitter and has prompted users to crack multiple jokes about the lamp. One user tweeted, “The pussy version, on the other hand, was a complete flop because half the users couldn’t figure out the switch and kept sticking their fingers in the socket,” and another asked that if you “use it as a dildo, will your insides glow?”
If you want to be the proud owner of your own phallic lamp, then you should act fast a be prepared to spend a pretty penny. The artist says that only 50 pieces of the “limited edition” lighting fixture will be made and each of those will go for £3,500 – that’s almost $5,000.
Yikes! So what do you think? Is any lamp worth that much? Would you spend $5,000 on a lamp or would you rather experience some real uncut cocks for a much cheaper price? Sound off in the comments below and get more info on this uncircumcised lamp over at Monsby.com. (And in case you’re wondering about that absolutely giant dick in the header photo up top – it belongs to Falcon|NakedSword exclusive Josh Moore!)
Now isn’t that special. Really why didn’t I think of that, This is something like the popeel veg o matic, the clapper etc that will be relegated to the closet when the novelty wears off. Bottom line, whoever would pay 5K for this is absolutly out of their mind. As the old sayings go, ‘a fool and his money are soon parted or ‘a sucker is born every minute’
uncut grosses me out
Sooooo… the natural state of a penis grosses you out? Do yourself a favor (and the rest of the world one as well) and never leave the US.
You need mental help, son.
You tell ’em! Circumcision is a traumatic, pointless procedure that has no reason to exist.
Not much worse than lazy “art”. How long before a knock off shows up at Spencer’s Gifts?
Although I do wonder about how it works.
$5000 for this shit??? I need to go to his shop and accidentally break them and then head off for cocktails.
Take my money!!
Uh, slow news day. Desperately sad!
More than a few phalluses have lighted up my life. Turning them on is the beginning of the fun.
Deviancy run amok!
Eye roll