Someone Is Actually Making A Pete Davidson Dildo

It’s a good day for anyone who’s ever wanted to get fucked by the same shaft that’s (allegedly) been blasting the holes of Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, Margaret Qualley, Kaia Gerber, and Kim Kardashian. Adult cam site CamSoda just announced that they’re releasing a dildo based on the one and only Pete Davidson.

Based on a picture released by CamSoda, this “Pete-inspired” toy is basically just one long, pink dildo that’s covered in a bunch of tattoos to resemble the overly-inked skin of the actual Pete. The company is also offering the ability for customers to “sync their smart dildos (aka teledildonics) to his appearances on SNL.” This will make it so your toy goes off whenever Pete appears onscreen during the iconic sketch show.

It should be noted that this new toy is only “inspired” by The King of Staten Island actor and is nothing like the Fleshlight products that I’m sure many of us are used to. Those Fleshlight dildos are actual, life-size molds of famous penises, like the ones belonging to Cade Maddox, Josh Moore, and Max Konnor, and this one is basically just a regular dildo that’s decorated to have tattoos like the comedian.

While we do wish that we were getting an actual model of Pete’s cock, seeing a company release a product that’s simply inspired by the comedian’s junk doesn’t come as a huge surprise. Ever since his former fiancée Ariana Grande tweeted out that he has a 10-inch dick, Pete, who has previously shown love for John Cena’s gigantic member, has been permanently associated with having “big dick energy” and is thought to have an absolutely massive cock.

“I don’t like that she talked all that shit for my penis,” Pete said during a 2019 stand-up set. “Everything is huge to her. Why would she tell everyone that I have a huge penis? So that every girl who sees my dick for the rest of my life is disappointed.”

CamSoda’s last big product to receive national headlines like this revolved around a “Greg the Egg” sex toy feature that activates whenever actor Nicholas Braun appears onscreen during an episode of HBO’s Succession. When Nicholas was told about the sex toy feature, Vanity Fair said the actor sounded “partly repulsed and partly like he was surprised to accept this sexual Emmy,” but ultimately went on to thank “whoever invented this.” (You can read our full report on that story right here.)

Pete has yet to publicly respond to CamSoda’s newest dildo, but he’s in the news enough that we’re sure someone will ask him about the toy eventually.