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Siren AI Offers Personalized Experiences With Your Favorite Porn Stars—But Is It Hot or Not?

AI is everywhere these days (remember when every hot guy posted AI-generated photos of himself to Instagram?), but Siren AI is taking things to a whole other level.

The site offers “one-on-one” interactions with porn stars. For $10, you get 1,000 tokens, which are applied for voice messages and AI-generated pics. The pricing breaks down to 100 tokens per minute of voice messages (most voice message replies are under 15 seconds) and 35 tokens per NSFW image.

And we’re not talking just random hot guys who have OnlyFans. Somehow, Siren AI has agreements with Roman Todd, Legrand Wolf, Reese Rideout, Eddie Patrick, Drake Von, and Tyler Tanner, all of whom have leased their likeness and their voices to the program.

This means that ostensibly you could ask leading questions to engage your favorite porn star and hear him call you by name and say whatever filthy thing you’ve always wanted to hear Legrand Wolf say to you. Like, “No, you’re the perfect height.”

But despite how much coverage AI gets (it’s coming for our jobs!), the end result is unintentionally hilarious. The nude photos that you can generate from a telling prompt? AI doesn’t seem to understand proportion because the cocks loom so much larger than the man’s body that it might as well be manga. And though the voice sounds enough like the guys to pass muster, the tone is so flat that it’s like listening to an audiobook on a road trip with your parents. If you miss the old days of bad porn dialogue, then Siren AI might be for you.

Plus, considering that almost every guy is on X or readily available on a fan platform where you can DM them, what exactly are you getting? You’re still paying, but for something obviously machine-generated. We say skip the middle man and go straight to the guy for a custom vid. At least then you know you’re getting the real deal. Right now, it feels a little like going to a Michael Buble concert and blurring your eyes to pretend he’s Frank Sinatra.

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11 thoughts on “Siren AI Offers Personalized Experiences With Your Favorite Porn Stars—But Is It Hot or Not?”

  1. I love these pictures, I can see how these people can exist. I see nothing wrong with showing real-life people. I too have big breasts and love nipple play!

  2. Gay men are stupid enough that they will pay for anything involving sex. Siren AI will take a whole Lotta money from gay men for the next 6 to 9 months or so until the next over-hyped, over-sexualized thing comes along.

  3. The projected penises are of unrealistic sizes and there are many distortions that are not found in true photos. Zero interest.

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