He doesn’t take his clothes off nearly enough, and he’s kind of a shitty actor, so we have little reason to pay attention to Shia LaBoeuf most days. But recently the Transformers 2 star gave an interview to Playboy in which he revealed not only that he’s sexually attracted to his mother, but also that he has a smallish weenus.
“Getting n*ked was very strange. It was the first time I’d been naked in the light, in front of a girl, with no hiding place.”
“I remember putting a pillow underneath her because I had seen that in a p*rn movie. It put her at a weird angle, where I couldn’t get in correctly. I’m not extremely well-endowed … and clearly this wasn’t the move.”
Anyhow, the pic below of Shia in a Speedo suggests to us that he isn’t *so* below average. But anyway, we’ll wait for the sex tape before making any final judgments. (Also, a bonus pic of him bloody on the set of Transformers 2.)
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WHO CARES…HE’S STILL GORGEOUS
Please tell me you realize that speedo pic is fake. His face is like three times too big for the head onto which it’s been placed.
Also, “not extremely well-endowed” does not equal “small.” It just means “not gigantic,’ which would put him in the same category as 99% of males on the planet.