Does Perez Hilton look like Peter Dinklage or does Perez Hilton look like Ron Perlman? Does Peter Dinklage look like Ron Perlman? Can looking at their three faces at the same time cause you to go blind? Are the trio’s physical similarities a sign of the apocalypse? Who is who? What is what? How is this real?
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Perez Hilton and Peter Dinklage?
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Perez Hilton and Ron Perlman?
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Perez Hilton and Peter Dinklage?
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Perez Hilton and Ron Perlman?
[Perez Hilton images via Matt Barnes]
Damn, he’s ugly. I guess the insides match the outsides in this case.
Separated at birth: Perez Hilton and dog shit.
Perez really isn’t beyond hope… I swear the man must have his hair done in Hobbiton. He just needs to to shave off that stringy mess, get a nose job, grow a beard, gain some weight back and he’ll look cute…
To be honest I don’t think anything can save that mug of his, not a nose job or a hair cut.
You guys are really horrible. Look I don’t condone things Perez has done. Some of them have been downright despicable…but the guy is human and has feelings just like the rest of us. I think he looks great. I applaud anyone who goes from heave and then able to wear a speedo.
Anybody can wear a speedo, it’s just a matter of looking good wearing it, and he doesn’t. If you find him attractive, send your application to him for husband material. He does need help caring for that new baby of his.
This post shouldn’t exist, if only for the fact that it drags down Ron Perlman and Peter Dinklage. At least they have bodies of work that’re admirable and worthy of merit, the other one… not so much :<
Perez looks like Herman Munster sans makeup. Dude has had some kind of cosmetic surgery or something. Creepy.
ew ew ew and ewww
Zach is soooooooooooooooooooooo not ugly. :P
Yes some people look better heavy
I agree, I don’t recall him being this ugly
lol are nipples supposed to so close together? and why does perez have to suck in his stomach like that? if its a real six pack wouldn’t it just show itself?
Careful Zach, comparing highly esteemed Peter Dinklage (who plays Tyrion Lannister on Games of Thrones) with Perez Hilton gets you an invite to a future wedding hosted by Walder Frey in Westeros. My tip, pack light.
I pity the poor porn stars that Perez hires. Can you imagine opening the door only to have that mug grinning at you? And then having to get an erection? Geez. Peter and Ron are hot and I would fuck born of them…
Zach I would just like to thank you and Chelsea for this post. It means the world to me! I know I don’t look anything like Max Ryder “I eat carbs and I’m not a twink” but you and I were sisters in a past life Zach. Also I would just like to add that not only is Perez Hilton the ugliest of the 3 he also has the worst hair. Like when I see his hair I envision him in a soul glow Jerry curl commercial in “Coming to America”.
It wouldn’t insult either of them by comparing to Perez.
He either had a gastric bypass or he is a major crystal queen. I have a friend that had a gastric bypass. Although she is skinnier now, she looks ill, not underweight ill like Perez, but just not feeling well ill all the time. Drew Carey also had a gastric bypass and he looks worse now than before. I think the surgery ages people a lot faster. They don’t and can’t get the nutrients they need. My nutrition professor in college said they can’t get enough vitamin C. They could take a whole bottle of vitamin C, but their body just doesn’t absorb it anymore.
You’re right most people who have done gastric bypass end up looking worse than before. One huge example also is Star Jones. She is just frightening looking now.
One of the things is that with gastric bypass you are losing the weight, but you end up with so much loose skin that you have to get that surgically removed. It’s a totally different body process from losing the weight with correct dieting and exercise than with a procedure like lap band/gastric bypass surgery.
Yeah, Star Jones looks like an alien now. Some people just shouldn’t go against their natural body type.
I think if he has short hair and some facial hair, he would looks OK.
I agree.
That’s shady, funny as fuck, but shady. And for the record I do think Ron is Perez’s father, the non-incestous kind
No matter how much weight he loses he is stuck with that scary mug for life. As scary as it is he actually did fill up his fat body better than he’s filling this one.
Holy fuck he looked better when he was obese with a black eye, acne, pink hair with the plus size Hot topic clearance shelf outfits.
Picture 5 scared me shitless.
Zach should do the same set of pictures, he is after all the Perez Hilton of gay porn…?
This only proves that bitterness and being a pissy cunt in life doesn’t help with the aging process.
I should know!!
Porco I’m a bitchy old queen but I like Zach’s humor. Maybe you’re just a pissy old queen with no sense of humor? P.S I haven’t seen a photo of Zach but I doubt he is ugly and if he is ugly at least he’s funny :-)