See Which Celebs Are Cumpeting Competing at This Year’s Manlympics

The folks at Mr. Man are ushering in the 2024 Summer Olympics the only way they know how – with nude guys. After all, did you know that the first-ever Olympians competed nude? Let’s carry on this proud tradition with cock sword fighting, underwater bumhole, Jacob Elordi, and more. This year’s categories include tried and true extracurriculars like swimming, wrestling, and cycling, as well as the one-off winners of rare categories like ping pong, horseback riding, and ballet. With eighteen categories total, the Manlympics are guaranteed to give you quite the workout.

See the full NSFW scenes by clicking the links below, and keep scrolling for a look at some of our favorite cumpetitors. You’ll have an opening ceremony of your own…

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Swimming

Peter Schlesinger in A Bigger Splash – Bronze

Swimming

Sanuye Shoteka, Hermes Pittakos in He Loves Me – Gold

Martial Arts

Jorge Antonio Guerrero in Roma – Gold

Skateboarding

Tor Erik Bøe, Sjur Nyvold in Anti Reproductive Mating Ritual – Gold

Soccer

Carloto Cotta in Diamantino – Gold

Volleyball

Eric Mabius in Wirey Spindell – Silver

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