Rupaul’s Drag Race: VOTE NOW (for the queens we like)

NOTE: You can vote for as many trannies as you like at once, but you can only vote for each once per day.

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Candi Gurl
As
we’re sure Tyra would concur, this young tranny from San
Francisco takes a good goddamn photo. Also, we’ve seen her live and she
does as good a Beyoncé number as she does as a Supreme or as a German whore in “Cabaret.”  And we’re also pretty sure that if she gets on the show, her
stylist and costumer in this game would be talented SF designer Mr.
David. Vote for her now.

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MistyEyez
First of all, full disclosure, she works in the porn industry for talent scout and power agent, Howard Andrew. Second of all, she did not subject us to a video of herself lip syncing to “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” or “Alone” (two of the very few sanctioned song choices the queens were permitted to use in uploading lip-sync videos–must have been a rights issue). And lastly, she made the amusing video below of herself explaining the breast-tacular virtues of being a heavy man in a dress. Vote for her now, and again tomorrow, and Friday.

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Tammie Brown
She’s like part Bette Davis, part Lucille Ball, and part Amy Poehler. Because she has no videos we have no idea how she sounds, or lip-syncs, but she’s fun to look at! And she can represent for Mexican trannies! (At least, she grew up in Mexico… it’s kind of unclear.)  Vote for her now.

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Raya Light

Another SF tranny who won’t be ignored, and who’s already been crowned Miss Trannyshack in 2006. She made what is easily the best uploaded video of the bunch, which we previously posted, and she would definitely bring some much needed edge and originality to the show if she were cast. Vote for Raya now.


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And rounding out our representin’ for SF, we couldn’t leave out Putanesca. As you might be able to guess from the picture, she does a mean Stevie Nicks, and out of drag she looks a little like Steve Cruz! Vote for her now.

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