Pierre Fitch, who is known to be a bit of a diva himself, bless his heart, is totally over Tommy Deluca, a Michael Lucas performer (pictured below) whose penis is the size of a toddler. The pairing of Pierre’s god-like ass with Tommy’s four-dimensional cock would have been awesome, but sadly, it was not to be.

Before the two porn stars had a chance to get all coital, misaligned expectations derailed the shoot. Here’s Pierre’s account:

Today I get a phone call from Tommy deLuca and he asked me if everything was fine for tomorrow – I said yes. He asked if anyone was picking him up at the airport. I said you can take a cab, you have my home address, and I’ll pay for it. I thought this was all understood, and if not, at least the best and most convenient way.

He replies that he always gets picked up  – and asks “don’t you have staff to do so?” I explained how easy is it to get to my place, and whether or not you know the area, the Cabbie does !! -  and it won’t cost you anything and it’s quick.

Well,  Miss Diva did not like the idea of coming by herself in a cab so I said I would take a cab to the airport and come back with him. After this phone call he e-mails me telling me I was rude to suggest a cab. My God – it’s just ridiculous. I wasn’t rude, I just said that a cab made the most sense.  How hard is it to take a cab !!!???

The most important point is that HE is the one who e-mailed ME for work. I mean, I thought I was a Diva, but damn – this was some real attitude … He was my most expensive shoot ever — airfare, cab, cameraman, hotel and his fee — and he pulls this immature stuff. Sorry again for the long rant, but it’s just so upsetting.

I’m not taking sides here, but I can’t imagine turning down a cab ride if Pierre’s ass were waiting on the other end. I’d wade through an ocean of vaginal discharge just to touch it.

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