AVN originally reported on the offer by Vivid, and according to RadarOnline Suleman has responded by saying, “Those guys at Vivid Video must be nuts!  Who wants to see me naked? Maybe in a year when the baby fat goes away.”  Despite being a sociopathic human baby mill who would probably eat a kid on camera if Angelina Jolie did, Suleman claims she believes in “love and romance… Not cheap thrills that belittle women.”

But Vivid co-chair Steven Hirsch will not be deterred from porn’s greatest mainstream publicity opportunity since Larry Flynt’s porn bailout.  He promises a personal trainer and top make-up artists to turn Nadya into something resembling a porn star.  And he’s appealing to Nadya’s sense of civic duty.

“We hope she will reconsider because this would be a great way for her to take financial responsibility for her own actions…  Before she gives us a ‘no’ she should know that we’ve already been contacted by some of the top male actors in the industry, who want to be in the movie with her.  Maybe if we showed her photos of these guys, she might change her mind.”

All we can say is unless Charles Dera and a paper bag are involved, we don’t want to see that shit.

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