The Sword broke the story that Damien Crosse’s Twitter account was fake. There were several telling signs, from the use of Google Image press photos to the indiscriminate glad-handing. But the most obvious reason the account was fake? The real Damien Crosse may have a fake voice, but he does not write, “Muah.”

Also, when I wrote to Fake Damien asking him whether it was really him, Fake Damien failed to call me “baby” in his reply, and Damien always calls me “baby.” (As in his reply — “No, that’s not me baby” — when I asked him if he was on Twitter.)

The lametard behind Fake Damien Crosse may well be the same lametard behind Fake Dean Phoenix. This time, it was the delightful muscle guido porn star Rob Romoni who played dicktective, demanding that Fake Dean recall where Real Dean and Rob went to lunch.

When Rob confirmed the fake account soon after Fake Dean failed the test, Fake Dean wrote a rather colorful good-bye.

Then there’s Mason Wyler, who is too busy with boyfriend drama to have a Facebook page.

And by the way, if you ever run into Francois Sagat on Twitter, that account is most definitely fake as well.

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