Pokémon GO – Fuckemon Hoe

“His cock power was over 100. I knew it was gonna be good!” And believe it or not, it is.

While the Pokémon GO craze has got up and went, at its height in July, the game was seeing about 21 million daily active users according to Heavy.com, “officially” passing porn consumption.

A merger of the two just a matter of time.

First out of the gate was Next Door World and their version, Poke-U-Man Go with their unfortunate reference to “bug chasing” in the copy. Moving right along, Men.com released their version, “Fuckemon Go” today. It’s much better and a pretty good example of a gay porn parody period.

It took them a while I grant you, but Men.com is realizing they need to put as much energy into the porn aspect as the parody. The costumes are on point and more pointedly, don’t stay on long. As they did with Tarzan, “Fuckemon Go” establishes its link to the original and then gets down to business.

This was perfectly cast. Pretty safe bet both Johnny Rapid and Will Braun were “poking” in their real lives, so this was right in their wheelhouse. There’s an exuberance they both bring to the screen today. Just like the exuberance they both brought to Adam’s Peek-A-Choo’s peen.

Adam Bryant. Would have never picked him for this role but damn, he owned it. He owned both holes of Will and Johnny too.

The only thing “Fuckemon Go” takes seriously is some sexy fun. It delivers. Three loads strong.

[Watch Johnny Rapid, Will Braun and Adam Bryant in “Fuckemon Go : A Gay XXX Parody” at Men.com]