Fittingly, I’m too hungover to add my own commentary, so let’s just go straight to Pierre’s blog entry, “The Party and the Lost Pussy.“

At one point during the party we thought we had lost our little cat, Misty. I was so upset I thought I was going to cry. Then to make matters worse my DJ booth fell on the floor. I’m really not sure how it all happen. After 2 hour of looking for the cat they finally found her hiding in a cupboard door. We had the outside door open while we were looking for her thinking she would meow at us. I swear, all this totally screwed up the the party. I had to ask people to leave.

Then Pierre’s boyfriend, Julien, woke up with an injured ass — and without any memory of injuring his ass. “He may have fallen somewhere,” Pierre concluded. Here’s a picture; click to enlarge.

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