Pictures That Make Me Want To Die: Nicco Sky, Jake Andrews, Paul Wagner And More

Are Nicco Sky and Jake Andrews fucking IRL? Based on the way they are ALL OVER EACH OTHER in these pictures from last night’s Cybersocket Awards, I would say that’s a definite yes. But even if they’re not doing it off camera, let’s pretend that they are, because it is hot to think about.

I thought I remember Nicco Sky having a boyfriend, but maybe not (or maybe that doesn’t matter)? I know for a fact that Randy Blue’s new blond beefcake Jake Andrews (who was the subject of a recent “Separated At Birth/When Was He Hotter?” post) is single because I’ve been monitoring his every waking moment on his Twitter and he’s never mentioned having a boyfriend, at least not publicly, which you would think he would have if he were really in love with someone else. Right?

Here they are last night, along with some other shots of hot nerd Adam Rexx, Travis James wearing a Riley Price backpack, Sister Roma and the boys, Randy Blue and the boys, and…oh? Really? Paul Wagner and Nick Foxx? Bye.

[Photos via Facebook, by Rolling Blackouts]

AND: I missed this the first time I posted about him, but for those who didn’t know, Jake Andrews used to be Sean Cody’s Ben. He only did one solo and then fucked power bottom Jamie, but he certainly, uhh, left a mark.

He was a little thinner during his Sean Cody days (on the left) than he is now at Randy Blue (on the right), where his first hardcore clip debuted last week (see video below). Has he been working out? Did he change his diet? I wonder what gym he goes to? If I knew, maybe I could just “show up” there one day and ask him for some workout tips? I wouldn’t be weird or anything and I’d OBVIOUSLY respect his privacy, so long he respected me and my need to have him inside m—I MEAN, my need to get some workout tips. Hold me, Jake?

Jarrett Rex Fucks Jake Andrews (watch in full):

 

[Randy Blue: Jake Andrews]

[Sean Cody: Ben]