Lean Pockets could have hired anyone to promote their sweepstakes (Tina Youthers, a talking dog, Charo), but they chose Perez Hilton—because he is the picture of health that best fits with the Lean Pockets image? (Oh, god, Lean Pockets needs an image now?!) Or is it simply because Lean Pockets wants to “go viral”? I grew up with very little, but I always had my Lean Pockets, and a deranged, shrieking bobblehead with the weirdest looking face in the history of faces is not a thing that I want to think about the next time I think about one of those deliciously grotesque slabs of high fructose corn syrup solids with gelatinous and over processed “cheese,” pig uteruses and beef penises disguised as “meat,” and genetically modified “vegetables” drenched in 560,000 grams of sodium per serving. How could you do this to me, Lean Pockets?
Got all thin and he’s still as ugly as ever.. I wonder why that is?
Oh, nevermind.
god that’s awful.
“Celebs” like Perez are more of a reason for me to not buy a certain product they are associated with. Thankfully there are still enough products I can choose from.
I think a maxi pad with Spaghetti O’s poured over it would taste better and be healthier then this shit.
Y’all know what I’m gonna say: Why didn’t they get “li’l man” and former Virginia fry cook Chris Porter? He looks a little like the walking embodiment of what a “Lean Pocket” would look like, with legs and a shrub on his chin.
Do any of your comments NOT include something about Chris Porter? Someone’s obsessed.
in the 6 months (I’m guessing) that I’ve been posting on here, it’s safe to say that the answer to that is no. And so long as he/she/it manages to get Chris Porter to respond to these posts, Christine will continue posting.
I became braindead after 2 seconds of this bitch.
Hang with him??? The only reason I would want to do that would be so I could get close enough to slit his throat.
I think Lean Pockets found the best spokesperson….
Lean Pockets = Fat meaty waste, horrible shell, cheap, common, with a naff jingle.
Just like him!
He makes me hate myself for being alive.
lol If you ran into him in real life, I would so love for you to tell him to fuck off!