Not only did the clean and sober Capra win Best Overall Escort, he also had a few choice words on his co-nominee Jason Crew who, apparently, is also clean and sober. And really into fitness. “Being perpetually stoned does not constitute one being ‘clean,’ ” the formerly messy Capra said of Mr. Crew, who cleaned up his act last year and is wasting no time getting back to the, um, top of his game.

In the meantime, he sent along these photos from the event including Damian Rios and Scott Campbell locking lips. Which made us wonder: when two escorts fuck, do they split the difference or is it a tax write-off?

Damian Rios and Scott Campbell perfect their technique.

Nick Capra with Rafael Alencar, some dude and Arpad Miklos.

Nick, with a very pleased Russian man named Michael Lucas.

Nick with mr. Pam, former Swordswomyn and current Lucas Entertainment Creative Director. (Her other hand is buffing his prostate.)

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