I’ve avoided talking about Colton Underwood on this blog because I honestly don’t give a single shit about him. He’s a bland guy who happened to be on ABC’s The Bachelor and just happened to later find out that he’s gay. Big whoop. (Plus, he’s also is a creep who allegedly stalked Bachelor winner and ex-girlfriend Cassie Randolph! No thanks!)
So yes, he’s a pretty boring (and possibly terrible) guy and I doubt anyone would be paying attention to him if he wasn’t as generically attractive as he is. He’s now even gaining some more attention after posting some shirtless thirst traps. As much as I don’t care about this man, I keep seeing a bunch of people drooling over the new snapshots, so I guess it’s time to start talking about him.
In a new Instagram post, the reality show hunk can be seen showing off his furry chest, deeply defined cum gutters, and tight abs in two photos. We don’t get any glances at his VPL, ass, or bulge, but they’re still pretty hot pics if you’re interested in gawking over someone’s muscles. Take a look below:
We’re sure that this is the first of many, many, many thirst traps that we’ll be getting from Colton in the upcoming months. The newly out celeb is reportedly in the process of filming a reality show with out Olympian Gus Kenworthy and since Gus is always posting thirst traps, we’re sure that Colton will learn from the best and get into a regular habit of showing off his body-ody-ody.
Speaking of Gus – here’s a hoard of saucy pics that the sports star shared on his IG earlier this year:
So what do you think of these boys? Who’d you rather? Who took the hotter pics? Sound off in the comments below and after you’re done with that, be sure to follow Colton on Instagram, follow Gus on Instagram, and then head here to gawk over some more hunky celebs.
He’s a gorgeous guy but he has to work on himself. It’s not easy to overcome internalized homophobia. He made mistakes in the past but everyone deserves a second chance.
he looks a lot like Gus in the pictures.
Nothing but a money hungry rube. He’s only cashing in on coming out as he has nothing better to do and wants to exploit himself for all it’s worth. It’s like giving me my own tv show and money for when I came out. Some people with do anything to be a celebrity or get that few extra seconds of fame
I love GUS and really do not understand all the Hatred on here for him Gays really dont support each other seems its easier to be bitchy than to be nice …and Cassie has forgiven Colton its time everyone moved on from what he did
New hairy chest and definition. Just hope it all doesn’t go to his head like other gays that come out. Using their gay sexually to boost their career. Gus should go back into the closet!
It looks like he’s lost weight and gained definition since his Bachelor days; plus, he let his sexy chest hair grow out, which makes him even hotter. I don’t know the details of his having”stalked” his “girlfriend,” so I really can’t comment or judge him. It’s never easy to come out when you come from a religious background, and it’s even harder the older you get, so I won’t criticize him for the timing. With a body like that and a new self-confidence, he’ll have no trouble finding a boyfriend or long-term partner. I’m sure we’ll see more of him in this blog and elsewhere.
I don’t buy his whole coming out and then he has a reality show timeline. But I would not kick him out of bed that is for sure. Unless he has a small dick.
Gross Gus go away
We don’t need either of these guys… next!
Gus who? He’s yesterday’s news. It’s all about COLTON now!
Can’t wait for him to start dating Aaron Schock. Or hot mess Marc Jacobs or even messier Cheyenne Jackson and his husband Jason. Or total and complete mess Andy Cohen.
Baaaasicallllyyyyy! ☝️
Times were better when people knew snark wasn’t even a cheap common substitute for wit.
Im sorry but why does his internal issues get to be swept under the rug just cus hes pretty. Hes a weirdo to the core faggot or otherwise.
I could see him doing porn, as a side job.
I think you’re being insensitive and a bit ignorant. While I get it’s not cool to stalk someone, he was going through an internal struggle. So don’t be so quick to judge. Since we all know that you hate when people judge you.
Stop being an enabler, it’s not a good look!